Rants Back at Craig posts from before feb 16th 2003.


mat there's what?
Thu Feb 13 12:34:17 2003
Powerhouse Ah, there it is :)
Thu Feb 13 12:29:04 2003
Powerhouse Well what's happened to the generousity of spirit so often displayed on this page? Mind you I've never come accrss any asylum seekers in this neck of the woods, it might be a different story if they were coming over HERE and stealing OUR jobs and ravishing OUR women. Anyone going to the Anti War protest?
Thu Feb 13 12:27:09 2003
mat War is bad and should never happen. Asylum seekers must be let in the bloody country, yeah some of the buggers are gonna take the piss but that's no reason fuck 'em all off. How many have 'our' people take the piss out of the dole system, fucking loads that's how many but we don't say "Right, some of you have misbehaved so we're not giving dole out anymore!". People are People (so why should it be...) the whole of the human race has got where it is today because we have helped each other over the course of mankind's history, let's not turn into a bunch of cunts and end up destroying everything aye?oh, and Soggster, i'm the best at Super Sprint (Atari ST version), gimmme any joystick, keys or whatever and i'll wup yu' ass into last place! I AM THE BEST!!!! we used to refer to the yellow car as "the banana". I always though it was a shame you couldn't play with the green car too...
Thu Feb 13 12:27:04 2003
Joe Le Taxi So, this new GBA SP, is it basically a GBA in a new box with backlit screen and rechargable battery, ie. no new processing power or sound/gfx capability?
Thu Feb 13 12:13:25 2003
green fairy dot com Craig, have you let the Daily Mail hold their AGM in here?
Thu Feb 13 11:37:57 2003
mwng 5 star Hotels and crap? Fucks sake, if you're going to moan about assylum seekers at least qualify your statements instead of making shite up. Let them in I say, if London gets bombed to fuck it's a bonus.
Thu Feb 13 11:33:56 2003
Jacqui I agree it's there problem not ours Britain should be for the british! So what if they go home and die that is there country's fault not our problem! They always say the world is over populated so a few of the scum dieing wouldn't harm would it! It's not just they fact they are here it is the fact that they get put up in 5 star hotels and crap it's bloody ridiculous! They is such a huge majority about illegal and legal imigrants here why don't the government listen to the people of there country! Huge conspiracy here I think!
Thu Feb 13 10:59:55 2003
Jacqui I agree it's there problem not ours Britain should be for the british! So what if they go home and die that is there country's fault not our problem! They always say the world is over populated so a few of the scum dieing wouldn't harm would it! It's not just they fact they are here it is the fact that they get put up in 5 star hotels and crap it's bloody ridiculous! They is such a huge majority about illegal and legal imigrants here why don't the government listen to the people of there country! Huge conspiracy here I think!
Thu Feb 13 10:58:53 2003
Sickdick It seems more trouble and suffering has been caused rather than prevented in the name of "Human Rights" the same rights have allowed asylum seekers to wander freely around the country, and now 100,000 have "dissapeared", well fucking hell how about that eh, like noone thought that could happen.BOLLOX.It's all fine and dandy sitting in a big fuck off house in hampstead and doing yer shopping in harrods, BUT they the liberal minded activists don,t have thesefuckers hassling em as they walk down the local high street selling rip off fags and shit like that. SEND THEM BACK, who cares if they face danger FUCK EM.
Thu Feb 13 10:38:45 2003
Soggster But how many of those people on the march would believe it was planted by terrorists, and how many would believe it was done by the government in order to justify their current stance.
Thu Feb 13 09:37:19 2003
Fat Uncle Mark Oh, wouldn't it be deliciously ironic if there was a terrorist bomb at this weekend "No to WAR!" march through london... That would change a few peoples opinions on this matter...
Thu Feb 13 03:19:06 2003
Sickdick I agree this country IS fucked.......fuking illegal immigrant BASTARDSSSSSSS.... come on BRING on the WAR...fecking SCUD missiles? better off with a catapult......BUT BUT BUT...if we beat Iraq then a whole new bunch of refugees will appear, like the 30 or so al-quaieda fighters here now claiming the new leadership will kill them if Britain sends them back...SO FUCKING WHAT.
Wed Feb 12 21:55:55 2003
POWERHOUSE IGNORE ME AT YOUR PERIL, ROTHWELL
Wed Feb 12 20:50:24 2003
craig i have to say i think the SP looks awful, its much bigger than the gba, even bigger than the first ever black and white gameboy! But believe it or not everyone is waiting for it...
Wed Feb 12 20:19:40 2003
Trashcity Craig, I am not conviced about GBA SP, litium battery pain in the arse it's will be no good if your battery goes flat in the middle of the iraq battlefield.You just can beat duracell battries, and as for the look of it. It look like crap compared to the sleek curvey GBA, what that i hear you say but it got a backlighted screen,there just for notherners who go out in tshirts and miniskirts in the snow !!
Wed Feb 12 20:13:39 2003
Johnsy http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/islands_oceans_poles/easterisland.jpgI bagsy 'Punta Baja' and plan to rename it 'Johnsyville'.......
Wed Feb 12 19:51:45 2003
Johnsy Fucking Hell, it seems to me these terrorist bastards have got us by the goolies - all they have to do is leak a rumour that their going to attack, then sit back and laugh while Blair sends the troops out.....do that enought times until we become convinced its not going to happen, then away they go......shit.Basically, I think this country is fucked, and I would advise everybody to move to Easter Island.
Wed Feb 12 19:48:23 2003
Soggster Went round to Johnsy's house the other night. Found out that I'm simply a Super Sprint (Atari ST version) genius. Maybe I should put it on my CV.
Wed Feb 12 19:45:13 2003
Powerhouse I vote NO WAR. Ha! There is not going to be any war between Iraq and anyone else this year (or next). Lend us a gba craig, go on.
Wed Feb 12 16:14:03 2003
mwng April 22nd. about 2:00 UK time. I consulted the tea leaves. Well, actually I scratched me pubes when I was soing a shit and watched the formation of the black bits in the water. Reliable as fuck that is.
Wed Feb 12 15:59:32 2003
Sickdick H
Wed Feb 12 15:46:35 2003
Sickdick Good man yerself Craig....Opps still in Wogan mode.......I would like to start the ball rolling with my prediction of March 3rd 9.00pm. I have already bought me popcorn to watch the night bombers light up Bagdad.
Wed Feb 12 15:43:28 2003
craig guess the iraq war date... i like it... and the TIME too, USA time, no GMT as we only have one time zone. Yeah... i'll set that up.
Wed Feb 12 14:12:41 2003
craig yep AB price is dropping to £19.99 in the next couple of days (just shifting the last of the more expensive ones ;).
Wed Feb 12 14:09:25 2003
Sickdick (in my best terry wogan voice) "Sidekick you say" My dear Madman hoosane.....Mrs Wildberries from Doncaster writes "Dear Tel.. can you tell that nice mr Hoosane to allow the village in bloom inspectors to judge his blooms, he is jepordising the whole competition, AND I hear he has an abnormal size marrow too.Ah well back to song for europe.
Wed Feb 12 12:52:44 2003
mat Ah-Ah! it worked!
Wed Feb 12 12:35:40 2003
Mr Saddam Hussain NOOOoooo sidekick you are mistaken it not very hot in iraq at the moment, but hey why not come for a hoilday you can be my guest or one of my doubles. I could arrange a atom tan for you at one of our tanning salons. psssssst don't tell the UN !!!!
Wed Feb 12 11:37:49 2003
AGBA According to the afterburner website, the price has dropped to $25, will you be ajusting your price to?
Wed Feb 12 10:09:18 2003
Sickdick Hows about a comp as to what date the yanks attack Iraq? March is looking very hot right now.
Wed Feb 12 09:27:58 2003
Powerhouse Mornin Craig, my gba game is coming along quite well thank you very much, only trouble is I haven't got any hardware to test it on...... am I allowed to send it to you before the competition ends so you can tell me whether or not it works on hardware? Or will that void my entry?
Wed Feb 12 07:20:33 2003
craig sounds like you might need to reload the post page as i changed some things to try to prevent spam programs posting in here as we saw a while ago. Do a SHIFT + CTRL + RELOAD in ie.
Wed Feb 12 01:40:01 2003
mat Why can't I post at work anymore? it reckons: "you appear to have entered a blank entry" or summit. I was gonna say, I want a GP32 purely 'cos of the Mp3 player capability, the games would be a bonus....noise.
Tue Feb 11 22:04:11 2003
mwng Sooperb, I'll have to drop you a mail for one of those linker kits, methinks they may sell fairly rapid syle. Noice.
Tue Feb 11 13:20:11 2003
craig there is a full speed neopop port but its not (publicly) released, the speed is fine in MOST games but the compatability is a bit weak. The GP32 scene is really picking up now so its not going to be long before thats sorted out. However i am seeing if i can get maybe 20 ngcp and some games/linker kit.
Tue Feb 11 12:46:08 2003
mwng I do plan on getting a GP32, but only if and when the emulators are in better shape. You ain't played a good handheld fighter 'till you've played Match of the Millenium (still better than SFA on GBA,) which I doubt the GP32's NGPC emu could handle right now. And SNK Vs Capcom CFC was a surprise for me, I'm still playing it to this day. The most attractive thing the GP32 can offer me just now is PCE and WS emulation, apparently they're looking quite good (my GT is pissing me off, battery guzzling prick that it is.)
Tue Feb 11 10:12:11 2003
Mr. Runner How about a review of the GP32, eh?
Mon Feb 10 22:15:37 2003
Sickdick FUKIN Ell...... Neogeo this..neogeo that.................come out of the past FFS......buy a GP32.... and d/l an emu and play any platform you wanna play colour or speccy green....fuckin ell it aint rocket science.Craig why not compile a cd of GP32 games and sell them instead?.
Mon Feb 10 21:35:51 2003
Xen0n Hi I emailed you about neo geos last week. I would be interested in purchasing a colour one and maybe a black and white one as well if you got them in stock. I'm sure quite a few other people I know would as well
Mon Feb 10 21:10:32 2003
craig i do want to get them in stock i'm trying to find another supplier who has some, the reason the others are so cheap is the supplier has far too many and they can't get rid of them, but they want me to buy the black and white ones too (i think they know its the only way they will ever shift them). I'll see what i can do, but the price might well go up to around £20 - £30. I played with the NGPC emu for the GP32, it can run some games full speed, but if you want perfect compatability it gets s l o w, but then again its running 100% PC C++ code...
Mon Feb 10 20:43:51 2003
Sickdick I must say I,m looking forward to the rows that will come when London starts charging people to sit in traffic, Fuking £80 if not paid the same day............MUWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA..... middle class backlash..hahahahahahahaha
Mon Feb 10 19:03:04 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO P2P has always worked ok for me, in anycase I ain't got anything else to compare it to, 1gig a day and I'd soon run out of things to d/load. Pretty much find most things I want and if not I have a good supplier.
Mon Feb 10 17:01:15 2003
sir jimmy saville i done a poo
Mon Feb 10 14:20:38 2003
mwng OK, last try before you get pissed off with me and add me to your Danny list. You'd have to buy loads of them, got it, but CEX (just an example, there are loads of places that would take two or three,) would buy a few B&W ones off you for a tenner a pop, and I'd buy a few of them too. They also give £29 for a new NGPC, OK, so they wouldn't take 200 off you, but I reckon you'd sell enough off the site to make it worthwhile, just point out that the games are available off of ebay for a reasonable price. Oh, and offer a dev cart/kit at more than you're charging for the GBA stuff. And I didn't mail you about them either...
Mon Feb 10 09:53:32 2003
Soggster What the bloody hell am I doing posting at this time of day. 9 o'clock, and there was me thinking there was only one 9 o'clock a day! Back to bed!
Mon Feb 10 09:06:27 2003
Soggster Don't feel sorry for Johnsy, he's a tosser, he downloads 2 svcd's a day at the current rate. It's people like him who are destroying the film industry. PS. Johnsy mate, I've got that copy of Punch Drunk Love for you. Have you done those ones for me?
Mon Feb 10 09:05:08 2003
Uncle Fucker There's no problem with P2P, if that's all you have access to. I would probably use them if I _had_ to, but I download a lot of DVDR's. That's like ~4.5Gb per movie, and they're not something that you find kicking around P2P networks normally. And, I get my stuff a lot earlier than it ever hits the P2P networks. It's horses for courses, but I'm sure that given the chance you'd rather leech off a 40mbit distro, with no fear of losing the download source, than you would off ED2K or DC, etc.... Tell me if I'm wrong...
Mon Feb 10 09:02:24 2003
craig i still don't understand the mysterious piss taking of p2p programs, i never have any trouble getting what i want at 64kps on them (or 128kps on my sisters connection), although i mostly just get the odd DVD and TV series (24, upto half way now :) when are they shit for downloading?
Mon Feb 10 02:46:34 2003
Uncle Fucker I get my stuff from xxmbit distros. A fortunate kick back from my fxping days. In those days, I could u/d with my work connection, which, of course, gave me a serious advantage. These days, I rely on my old contacts, for a small slice of the bandwidth, which I rape with my somewhat poxy DSL connections. Fortunately I don't have to bother with P2P junk like edky, or dc. If I did, and if I had NTL, then the 1Gb xfer limit per day wouldn't be a problem would it---I'd be lucky, no, very lucky to xfer 1mb per day...
Mon Feb 10 02:20:00 2003
BattleM@n "Oh, but how will I live with only 1Gb a day?" - FOAD you BB bastards :(
Mon Feb 10 01:00:22 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Uncle Fucker if you would like to enlighten me on your sources it would be greatly appreciated m8.
Mon Feb 10 00:44:51 2003
craigix More people read this then we might think, had a few emails about the NGPC, this is the situation for all you lurkers. I have to buy 200 of them at least, and i have serious doubts about being able to sell them all because i cannot source games for them, and i'd have to also buy 100 black and white NGP too (which come with a tennis game) AND the weight of all that would mean the shipping cost would be greater than the cost of the goods. Could i suggest you get a GP32 and use a NGP emulator? It makes more sence, although the gp32 is not $4 :)
Mon Feb 10 00:30:08 2003
Uncle Fucker... EDonkey. LMFAO!!!!
Sun Feb 9 23:46:30 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Johnsy I reckon it's a f*ckin liberty, how am I going to download all them Xbox games from Edonkey now? Patience is a virtue they say. Might dob it in soon along with the TV service which is f*ckin diabolical too.
Sun Feb 9 23:29:08 2003
Jeremy Spake Je suis fatty-gay.
Sun Feb 9 23:20:08 2003
ChUnKyPuNk $4 ngpc's hmm craig are you getting any of them in?
Sun Feb 9 22:50:09 2003
Graig Why is everyone picking on me ?
Sun Feb 9 17:07:58 2003
craig yeah i hate that Graig kid, idiots keep confusing him with me. I mean who has ever heard of ANYONE called Graig?
Sun Feb 9 14:02:46 2003
MINCEY FAGGOT Graig you are a COCK NUT
Sun Feb 9 13:33:38 2003
Uncle Fucker Very amusing. At least BTO is still uncapped. I transfer 3-4Gb per day on average, so I'm pleased I'm still with BTO, and didn't swap to NTL. Phew.
Sun Feb 9 12:15:45 2003
Johnsy Any NTL users on here? What did you think about their broadband service being capped, so that you can only download 1GB in a 24HR period.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2740621.stm
Sun Feb 9 11:13:29 2003
egnaro sign me up for one of those four dollar ngpcs...
Sat Feb 8 17:39:33 2003
egnaro sign me up for one of those four dollar ngpcs...
Sat Feb 8 17:39:12 2003
mwng Nah, I never told you that, Codies never even considered the NGPC, only major consoles and PC for them (if you call the XBox a major console that is, I sure as fuck don't.) Sorry if this is boring, I just wanna cheap NGPC and dev cart to match =) Pleeeaseeee...
Sat Feb 8 12:29:57 2003
Powerhouse I'd quite like to holiday in a nudist colony this year but the missus won't let me.
Sat Feb 8 11:38:57 2003
mum haha what a loser that danny is, what a fucking gob shite. someone slap him for me.
Fri Feb 7 22:50:19 2003
craig wwhhaaattt why was i told twice of its existance, were you one of the people who told me about it? I was told they just never bothered releasing it.
Fri Feb 7 21:30:55 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Danny is Matthew Kelly's lovechild.Got a funny text today: A ship was sinkin' with Matt Kelly onboard,Captain say's "abandon ship" man say's "kids first" woman say's "Fuck the Kids" Kelly say's "Do you think we've got time?"
Fri Feb 7 16:27:06 2003
Sickdick I used to luv Texan bars, and choc hearts, and Amazin Rasin bars and that coconut stuff that was supposed to be tabacco, and gold nuggets bubble gum it used to come in a little cotton sack.
Fri Feb 7 16:05:42 2003
Sickdick Woolies still sell spangles, BUT not my fav Olde English.....luverly
Fri Feb 7 15:56:31 2003
BattleM@n Awwww! it's nice to hear what happened to people isn't it - now does anyone remember spangles....OOooHh...and Space Dust.... ;)
Fri Feb 7 14:24:18 2003
mwng Aww, you could sell 'em for a tenner, or try and see if it's possible to fit an afterburner to 'em and sell them for shitloads more. I know loads of folks who'd like a back-lit NGPC (despite the fact that it doesn't really need one.)Oh, and sorry to disagree with you Craig, but Codies never made an official version of Dizzy for the NGPC, I used to work there y'see and I would've loved to have worked on one =) http://www.softnfuzzy.freeserve.co.uk/ will give you the out of date story on it's independant (and incomplete,) developement by an ex codies tools programmer.
Fri Feb 7 13:54:18 2003
craig There is already an official version of dizzy for the NGPC from codemasters, although i believe it is the rarest game of all for it (apparently less that 100 made). The $4 price was tempting but i could not manage to track down any games for it, i have considered giving them away for orders over a certain amount, but with no games...
Fri Feb 7 13:37:36 2003
green fairy dot com Hate mail rocks.
Fri Feb 7 09:56:12 2003
mwng Cool, I just added Danny boy to the old messenger thingie. I can't wait for a convo with this fruit. Anyways, NGPC's for $4??? Jeez, I want some of that action. I wanted the dev carts to fock about with, one or two of my old colleauges are making games for it (a conversion of Dizzy among other things.) Softnfuzzy.co.uk I think the address is. And, erm, Faselei! $4...$4 for a NGPC???? I've already got two, but I'd like the full set of colours (Yes, I'm that sad.)
Fri Feb 7 09:42:08 2003
Uncle Fucker LMFAO!!!! I like the way that even after threatening to mail bomb you, and then threatening to hack your PC, the still says "bye" at the end of the conversation. Fucking hilarious.... ;)
Thu Feb 6 21:27:45 2003
Sickdick Danny the Fanny, what a wanker!
Thu Feb 6 20:56:49 2003
craig I can get them, but... WHY! lol. I can get the consoles for (and i am serious here) $4 each. I considered giving away 50 of them as a bit of a joke. Also folks, today we welcome back a guest star to the main page, go and check it out.
Thu Feb 6 20:03:56 2003
mwng Does anybody know where I can get an NGPC dev cart/kit in the UK. I don't have a credit card, the bastards won't give me one. So I'm stuck with this shitty switch card. (A wonderswan kit would also be nice...) What's the chances then? Craig?
Thu Feb 6 12:13:13 2003
Soggster I didn't mean you FUM, and anyway, I thought you'd gone for another year.
Thu Feb 6 09:38:20 2003
Fat Uncle Mark Soggster, how do you know I look like a freak from the chamber of horrors.. I should sue you for that remark, unfortunatey I wouldn't win as I do in fact look I was hit with the ugly stick at birth... nevermind...
Thu Feb 6 09:36:26 2003
BiccyGuy Shouldn't that be a pathetic penis, personally I just think Jacko has ever had sex, he even said himself he was scared ! As for the kids in his bedroom, well someone should tell Jackson to start playing the white man.
Thu Feb 6 03:26:32 2003
Soggster Eh? Where did that come from?
Thu Feb 6 00:01:40 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Jacko is missing the 2 main ingredients in sausages Balls and Brains!
Wed Feb 5 21:45:53 2003
Guy Incognito Perhaps Soggster is an Eunuch?
Wed Feb 5 17:18:52 2003
Powerhouse Hmmm that's right, the eunuchs on Up Pompeii were generally fat and bald weren't they. And they had funny squeaky voices. It's the children I feel sorry for :-(. Perhaps it would be kinder to kill them all in their sleep.
Wed Feb 5 16:42:32 2003
mwng Some dude told me that castrati were generally fat due to the lack of testosterone needed to control metabolic rate, but I reckon thyroxine or some other kind of hormone would counteract that effect. Certainly an overabundance of thyroxine would make you dance about like a twitchy fuckwit, much like he began doing about the time his bollocks would have dropped. No reply from the Sun yet, I reckon they're trying to do me out of some money here.
Wed Feb 5 16:09:30 2003
Minder Shoots out fucking vanilla milkshake.
Wed Feb 5 15:52:12 2003
Dr Frankenfurter No. I heard that he has a prothetic penis. Supposedly (I heard this from one of his minders, who now works on the door of our local club), his penis because infected by the bleach that he used to lighten his skin. The doctors couldn't save it, and ended up having to whip it off before the gangarine took his legs too. Anyway, now he has a prothetic nob that is gas powered - supposedly it can extend to over a foot long...
Wed Feb 5 15:11:45 2003
Sir Lurkalot The "Jacko-no-sacko" idea would explain the out of court settlement with that dentist's kid. "Give me money or I tell the world about Bert & Ernie not being home" sort of thing.
Wed Feb 5 14:45:40 2003
Soggster It would be wrong because he is like something out of a chamber of horrors and would obviously mentaly disturb an already ill child.
Wed Feb 5 14:34:43 2003
green fairy dot com Just because you would be lynched if you took and ill boy into your bed doesn't mean you should be - if there's nothing sexual happening, why is it wrong?
Wed Feb 5 13:59:29 2003
Macorley Culkin I know the state of play with regards to MJ's bollocks, but my lips are sealed matey.
Wed Feb 5 10:24:32 2003
benny http://www2.hawaii.edu/~ctauyan/subliminal[1].swf
Tue Feb 4 20:11:55 2003
Fred Basset Woof!
Tue Feb 4 17:32:43 2003
Young Child And tonight Matthew, I am going to be Badly Torn Boy...
Tue Feb 4 16:50:55 2003
mwng Heh, so I'm not missing something then?Cool, I've just mailed the Sun to see how much they would pay for this theory of mine =)
Tue Feb 4 16:40:28 2003
Powerhouse Yes Mwng you are a genius.
Tue Feb 4 15:17:57 2003
Sir Lurkalot Outstanding! I love that theory. It explains so much. I suggest you invent a reason why you could know this as a fact (i.e. you were a worker at Neverland or whatever) and then e-mail this revelation to The Sun. I reckon it would be on the front page tomorrow!
Tue Feb 4 14:49:16 2003
mwng I've been pushing this theory about Jacko since last night, folks think I'm wrong but I haven't been given a reason as to why yet; He was castrated before his voice broke, think about it, they had to be sure he's keep his singing voice, and he did, those kids last night were obviously not his, unless he's been altered at a genetic level to be caucasian, and his complete lack of understanding as to why having kids other than your own sleep in your bedroom is wrong, not to mention the fact that he's fucking hatstand mental. Can somebody help me out and point big holes in my theory please?
Tue Feb 4 12:03:42 2003
Fat Uncle Mark... I fucked that post up didnt I???If you highlight it (selct it) you ca get the gist of what I said..
Tue Feb 4 11:00:05 2003
Fat Uncle Mark Fat Uncle Mark here, back from the dead, but felt I had to comment on the Michael Jackson programme last night... The guy says he has only ever had plastic surgery twice in his life, and that was on his nose... What a fucking liar, he said that his face had just changed over the years.. How could Martin Bashmir sit there without saying "You are a fucking liar Mick!!"..And that part where he had that 12 year old boy "Gavin" holding his hand and snuggled up with him on the sofa, very very creepy!! If I was to take in an ill child, hug him, cuddle him and let him sleep in my bed I would be dragged out of my house and lynched...The guy has serious mental illness and needs to sort his life out. He could of done himself all kinds of favours with this interview if he had been up front and said "I didnt like my face so I changed it, and I like shagging little boys.." OK, maybe not that, but he could of lied a little more convincingly...See you again in another 12 months!! Fat Uncle Mark
Tue Feb 4 10:59:08 2003
craig i'd go as far to say if the torture scences along with the racial abuse during them were in a film, it would be cut. But yes, the game was very short, very easy and absolutely no replay value. GTA3 is still my fave game.
Mon Feb 3 21:03:24 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Is it true in The Getaway that there are 28 miles of perfectly mapped miles, with Telephone boxes, trees and litter bins in exactly the right spots?Also heard the torture scenes are about as violent as it gets. Sounds pretty damn good to me.
Mon Feb 3 16:28:47 2003
Soggster I though the Getaway was good, but not a great game by any stretch. I'm still being given the shivers by Silent Hill 2. A masterwork of survival horror. Much less mainstream than resident evil, and much better for it. I've just chased the little girl into the hospital....great, another 2 hours of not wanting to open any doors. Must be played of course on a 52 inch telly with great big fuck off speakers turned up full blast, in the dark, on your own. Classic. I just found out that you can download all the creepy tunes from winmx too. Joy!
Mon Feb 3 13:30:20 2003
mwng GP32 isn't backlit, the afterburner can be fitted but it takes some healthy modding, and I doubt it would be very reliable anyways. And yes, the Getaway is good, but my god it ain't great, in fact it's incredibly flawed for a game at number one. True it isn't like GTA (more like driver with guns,) but it's also nowhere near as good.
Mon Feb 3 12:17:17 2003
BattleM@n The Getaway is great (if not a bit too easy to complete - roughly 12 or 13 hours total). You cannot access much in free roaming mode, though you can hunt for the hidden cars & stuff. Dunno why everyone compared it to GTA3 & VC tho' - it's such a different game else - honest!
Mon Feb 3 01:11:13 2003
Uncle Fucker What about that Unreal 2 then eh? It's a chore to drag myself away from it. I predict that i'll be too ill to work this week ;)
Sun Feb 2 23:22:27 2003
chris Recently finished the getaway- awesome game. Does anyone know if you can enter any interiors during free roam mode? Does the time change (i.e. dusk, dawn, night) or the weather in free roam mode?
Sun Feb 2 20:37:35 2003
Sickdick Is the gp32 backlit? and if not can a standard afterburner be fitted?
Sun Feb 2 13:05:47 2003
Arnold Nipplonk I for one would like to know how many of the Kids From Fame are still alive. None, I hope. Well maybe Doris.
Sun Feb 2 02:06:48 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO It was a long time ago, but from memory once you had collected all the ship pieces you took the rocket back to Funkytron where you could move about freely as in the game, and I think you got to Jam with the rest of your Family. I remember it being quite a good end unlike some I have finished, which isn't that many!
Sat Feb 1 19:53:34 2003
craig i liked toe jam and earl, but never finished it, i sort of need closure on that. Spiderman was the only other game i never finished on the medadrive, but i completed it about a year ago on an emulator, if your wondering the ending was shit, there was not even any new graphics or text, strange when the rest of the game had good comic book cut scenes. I liked toe jam and earl 2 too, it was just as bizarre. But of course the best game of all time strangeness and 'i can't believe they published it' was wizkid sheer sheer brilliance.
Sat Feb 1 16:57:00 2003
Soggster I remeber it, in fact i think my brother and i finished it. Crazy game. I have been playing the upbeat Silent Hill 2 this afternoon. Now that gives me the creeps.
Sat Feb 1 16:50:16 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Been playing Toe-Jam and Earl 3 on the XBox, does anybody remember Toe-Jam on the Megadrive, I reckon one of the most fun playable co-op games ever, very similar gameplay on 3 and the same Funky toons too.
Sat Feb 1 12:07:29 2003
I should get out more Ooh, hark at her!
Fri Jan 31 20:46:44 2003
Jacqui I'm always here reading up on you! Just haven't been bothered to reply as the topic isn't interesting! I have been busy applying for jobs!
Fri Jan 31 19:01:32 2003
Mr T
Fri Jan 31 16:55:48 2003
craig I too have a love hate relationship with the daily mail, I don't buy it, I just read my mothers copy, lately they seem to almost be a political party in themselves as since the Tories died out they don't know who to support (there's always the BNP) and kind of come up with their own campaigns, I wonder if a paper could run for government, we could have Lynda Lee-Potter as President Potter, shamelessly trading on her fictional relationship to Harry Potter to get the 18-25 vote. And I'd like to see hopelessly ill informed columnist George Best as Home Secretary drunkenly making up laws in the style of the late, great, Screaming Lord Sutch.
Fri Jan 31 11:45:28 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO This shandy drinking southern softy has got the day off. A mate of mine never uses banks less he has too so most of the time he has a load of cash in his wallet. After paying for something he slowly closes his wallet making out he can't close it and says "I'm having a job making ends meet"
Fri Jan 31 08:52:45 2003
Soggster My wallet is so large that my servants live in it. They burn fivers to keep warm. They also eat cake. I don't read newspapers, they are all utter populist wank, changing their stance depending on currant popular opinion, or for those of you who read the smaller "news"papers, the size of some 18 year old girls tits. A girl who's tits not 2 years earlier would have got them on there own trumped up peado hall of shame. Wankers, the lot of them.
Thu Jan 30 23:09:18 2003
Powerhouse I grew up reading the Daily Mail and yes, I did love it. Then at the age of about fifteen I realised that it was an evil right-wing bigoted propoganda machine and I hated every word I read in it (although I still read it every day because my dad had it delivered, even though it made my blood boil).
Then about a year ago I decided that even though I knew it was a pile of shit, there's always going to be a load of people who are going to get in a rage about asylum seekers and how Madonna is desperate to be part of the English gentry, and we'll all be dead in a hundred years anyway so why worry? Enjoy the damn paper for all its intolerances, for all its contradiction, it's only a bloody newspaper after all! Why, I might even begin to think that Jeff Powell is a decent human being one of these days.
So yes sir, you are correct. I DO love the Daily Mail and I wear my badge with pride. Good day to you sir.

Thu Jan 30 22:21:29 2003
Sickdick So this is what happened to Jacqui, http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_744848.html?menu=news.weirdworld.badtaste
Thu Jan 30 21:56:41 2003
I should get out more Charlotte Church. She isn't a real pop star. I bet she trained in classical music or something. Pop lesbians? Manufactured in some lesbian pop factory. You're still all going on about house prices. You all love the Daily Mail. Russ is right, and his sentiments remind me of the moving song about the homeless by Mel C. Nothing manufactured about the Spice Girls. Is that the real Russ anyway? Wasn't he being shagged senseless by American rent boys the last time he was with us?
Thu Jan 30 21:42:54 2003
Powerhouse Danny I think you'll find that Russian lesbian duo are in fact "Paedo-Pop", along with Britney Spears and Charlotte Church. It said so in the Daily Mail yesterday. Disgusting.
Thu Jan 30 16:20:04 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Dude this is Rant Back so I thought I might Have a little Rant! Hope you find your twin sounds like you have a lot in common!Meanwhile back on the property front I reckon sit it out for a little while, I moved in Sep 02 and sold in 8 days, according to Estate Agents now there is a Build-up of property and they are not moving, next interest rates up, the writings on the wall, Boom then Bust. Everyone loves harping about the money they made/make, but nobody tells you about their losses in early 90's. I got caught back then so BEWARE!!
Thu Jan 30 15:52:25 2003
Russ Thass a fuckin pooftah's wallet mate. Billabong is cool.
Thu Jan 30 15:51:19 2003
Sickdick 5" by 3" Quality Hide.
Thu Jan 30 15:47:57 2003
Russ Please remember that there are people who can't even afford a roof over their heads. It's quite insesitive to be talking about the size of your wallet in those circumstance IMHO.
Thu Jan 30 15:42:24 2003
Sickdick WELL, This here "fuckwit" has just had his offer of £270,000 turned down on a three bedroom house.
Thu Jan 30 15:18:09 2003
Powerhose There was a house down here for 33K when I was looking and it was a right old dump (1 bedroom and not much else at the arse end of a rough estate). The house I'm in cost 52 grand, and although it's very nice it's still a starter home type house, but even these types have gone up to 60K odd in the past month or so. Bloody ridiculous! I think anyone who bought a house before 2001 made a good decision, and that's what I should have done, this house wouldn't have been much over 30k at that time.
Thu Jan 30 15:01:09 2003
craig You people who already own houses are really lucky, the prices even round here have gone up 50% in the last year, i tried to buy a house for £30,000 last year (all i could afford with being self employed the banks don't like to loan much) and i missed out, the same house is now for sale again for £62,000 B A S T A R D S. I think i'm just going to have to get a massive mortgage if the bank will let me :/
Thu Jan 30 13:21:32 2003
Danny Woah, this page is so crazy, it's like an online rainbow. Yeah, thats my meaningful comment...im now off to try and see that lesbo song on MTV.
Thu Jan 30 12:29:38 2003
Sickdick Oi!! It's WAITROSE!
Thu Jan 30 12:10:09 2003
Soggster Talk about anarchy....Ive been doing hand brake turns in my van. You southern softies on the other hand will be spinnig all over the facking place because you've had some snow. Its facking winter, what do you expect, deal with it. I bet it'll be all over the news again, "ITS SNOWING....SHOCKER" its not as if you don't all drive gas guzzling 4*4's to go to the bloody shops anyway. You should be able to climb facking Everest in those things, and you can't get out of Sainsbury's car park you muppets.
Thu Jan 30 11:55:39 2003
Sickdick you gotta laugh, hehehe
Thu Jan 30 11:51:40 2003
Powerhouse Er, Up Yours!
Thu Jan 30 09:51:12 2003
Sickdick How much are we talking about Grim????
Thu Jan 30 05:12:13 2003
I should get out more First everyone on here was teachers or wanted to be one. Now you all go on about property prices. Is this the Daily Mail readers forum or what. Where is the anarchy?
Wed Jan 29 23:37:42 2003
Dave Grohl Dude, you need to chill out. Hey guys, I'm looking for my long lost twin brother. Mom says he's going by the name of Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen and is a big ponce, any sign of him you guys? Cool man.
Wed Jan 29 23:01:44 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO The saddest thing about the Internet is the amount of sad little weasels who sit at their keyboards all night trying to provoke some kind of verbal onslaught. 'Freud would have an angle on it'. My bet is most of em' were bullied at school or in the workplace. I'd give a few quid to catch up with some of you in real-life.
Wed Jan 29 21:14:55 2003
Sickdick *I robbed the cunt fandango, skipped his skillsaw for a song, the moonlight lit the back of his van, his hammer drill was gone.thought I,d also pinch his bucket, but the fact is it was black, and all I really wanted was a whitttter water pail.*
Wed Jan 29 20:35:51 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Got a bunch of games for the xbox today gonna try em out now. Had to send the kids to bed early hahaha.
Wed Jan 29 20:31:48 2003
Sickdick Fries with that cordless drill sir?
Wed Jan 29 19:44:09 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO All is not lost, I only have to sell my BIG house which I paid buttons 4 to some Fuckwit who doesn't mind parting with his £1000+ a month. From Macdonalds to tool thief, rentboy next?
Wed Jan 29 18:57:37 2003
Powerhouse Hardi-har-har! "Low Blow!"
Tue Jan 28 23:50:58 2003
Sickdick It all depends on how many power tools I can sell, some people just leave em lying around you know, VERY nice Bosch.
Tue Jan 28 21:33:43 2003
I should get out more No, I like Busted. They are class.
Tue Jan 28 21:21:44 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO £900 a month must be plenty of O.T @ Maccy D's
Tue Jan 28 21:19:58 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Got my new XBox up and running on the net, using XBConnect(free software). Not paying Bill his overpriced subscription. Occasionally suffers from Lag but hey it's FREE. Anyone know how to use Divx or mp3 in the XBox?
Tue Jan 28 21:17:15 2003
Asian Prince http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/
Tue Jan 28 19:08:47 2003
GRAIL aye, and have you seen how MASSIVE and dark his eyebrows are? Reminds me of Zach Morris. Gross.
Tue Jan 28 18:58:32 2003
BattleM@n So, Busted. Again, obviously some rich kids who have probably been to tapdancing classes and stage school manufactured to sell records to what must be an incredibly stupid section, even by UK standards, of society. Are they supposed to represent some sort of rebellion? Could that [Year 3000] song be any more pathetic muscially or lyrically? Even the moronic shits with their white baseball caps who slouch drooling outside my local Co-op like a vile infestation of genital warts would surely string them up if they dared to set foot in our area. Next to the "bloke" from the Streets. Vomit. etc.....etc.....
Tue Jan 28 17:02:36 2003
Tossum FFS
Tue Jan 28 11:58:03 2003
Tossum This is well funny: http://b3ta.com/gash-or-tash/ Make sure your speakers are turned on.
Tue Jan 28 11:57:21 2003
Tossum This is well funny: http://b3ta.com/gash-or-tash/ Make sure your speakers are turned on.
Tue Jan 28 11:57:02 2003
Sickdick You,re right soggster, prices are fuking stupid, who the fuk can afford these prices, WITH a repayment mortgage, it's about a grand a week.I am having to get an intrest only mortgage which will still be £900 a month, IT'S FUKed I TELLS YA, FuKeD.
Tue Jan 28 09:34:52 2003
I should get out more So, Avril Lavigne. Again, obviously some rich kid who has probably been to tapdancing classes and stage school manufactured to sell records to what must be an incredibly stupid section, even by US standards, of society. Is she supposed to represent some sort of rebellion? Does spelling skater boy sk8er boi actually save much space or mean anything? Could that song be any more pathetic muscially or lyrically? Even the moronic shits with their white baseball caps who slouch drooling outside my local Co-op like a vile infestation of genital warts would surely string her up if she dared to set foot in our area. Next to the "bloke" from the Streets. Vomit.
Tue Jan 28 00:25:21 2003
Soggster The reason he was on drugs is because he said it is worth 230-250k. That is 4 times what i paid for it. Makes you wonder what on earth is going on.
Mon Jan 27 22:06:32 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Craig on the road with the laptop, I wouldn't even take a convertible out with the roof up in this climate no wonder you were freezing!!Speak 4 yourself sickdick just cos I drink lemonade in my Babycham.And yeah you do need to get out more, a lot more!!
Mon Jan 27 20:34:07 2003
GRAIL LET'S PUT ON OUR CLASSICS AND WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE DAAAAANCE, SHALL WE? I'll stop that now. Might take a little nap.
Mon Jan 27 20:27:13 2003
GRAIL Why should she be the one who decides whether it's off or on or on or off or on or off or on or off or on or on or off or on... fucking mint! DEFINITELY NOT southend.... I'm talking about the goood sheeot baby.
Mon Jan 27 20:21:48 2003
Sickdick That house in haltwhistle is quality, i,d make an offer if it was possible for a southener to live up north, TOO FECKIN COLDDDD. As all us southeners are soft as shite.
Mon Jan 27 19:36:49 2003
Jeffly i JEFFLY CONFESS!! SNES2GBA IS JUST A FAKE!!!
Mon Jan 27 19:16:49 2003
mat Fair enough Craigy-boy! I am very tempted to get a GP32 but I recently discovered that it suffers the same problem as the GBA, ie no backlight, so I might have to think again. I want it for the MP3 player alone though...
Mon Jan 27 17:22:01 2003
craig heyyy i just post in here instead, i prefer to talk in here and not like, be judged too much by people stumbling across the main page looking for gba stuff, matt smith isn't getting anything i don't think plus the gba manic miner is awful. i'm on the road at the moment, with the laptop, i'm freezeing.
Mon Jan 27 16:30:02 2003
Powerhouse What you need to do is get that Sarah Beeny off of Property Ladder round the house, that'll get your ex going green with envy when you're up to your nuts in Beeny juice.
Mon Jan 27 15:47:32 2003
Powerhouse Why do you say that then Soggster?
Mon Jan 27 15:34:52 2003
Soggster Are all house valuers on drugs? One came round today, and i'm sure he was on drugs.
Mon Jan 27 15:32:19 2003
mwng Mockney is always better than Cockney, come to think of it what the fuck isn't?
Mon Jan 27 14:25:30 2003
green fairy dot com KNACKERS!!!!!!
Mon Jan 27 13:58:59 2003
Powerhouse KNOCKERS!!!!!!
Mon Jan 27 11:51:28 2003
Sickdick KNICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon Jan 27 11:22:14 2003
Powerhouse CDWORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDCART. SAWT IT AHT! Saw Eminem on Saturday up at the local Odeon, he sends his regards to you all.......... nah not really, he was on screen starring in blockbuster smash hit '8 Mile', and very good it was too. He's a funny guy and I wish him and his family all the best for the future.
Mon Jan 27 10:08:15 2003
I should get out more This all puts me in mind of that twat who calls himself "The Streets". Has anybody ever seen such an obvious posh mummy's boy speaking mockney with his nerdish hair and clothes actually thinking he is the voice of youth? Do me a favour. And music hacks take him seriously and nominate him for awards? Come on, even Tim Westwood has a more convincing image. Or is this all a spectacular ironic joke played on me by the universe? And don't get me started on Avril Lavigne...
Mon Jan 27 02:33:59 2003
green fairy dot com For utter correctness, that should be 'me mug 8 people tonight', surely?
Sun Jan 26 11:38:01 2003
Little Johny nig-nog me mugged 8 people tonight
Sun Jan 26 04:22:34 2003
mat Oh, and Rick Dangerous was/is an amazing game, the sheer perfection of it - almost the jet set willy of the time! One more thing, has anyone seen the new Manic Miner (Our Lord) game for the GBA? I wonder if Matthew Smith is getting Royalties for it? if he's not then he must be a tad peed off...
Sun Jan 26 02:22:04 2003
mat Does Craig actually do anything around here any more? I rememeber the good old days when there were updates every (at least) other day and we'd hear about some fascinating titbit of perverse goings-on. BUT now all we get is the occasional "uh, oh i aint updated this place for a bit..." COME ON CRAIG!! cdworld is JUST gonna end up being a RantBack and nowt else if yu' dont watch it. I reckon Craig is mekin' HARD-CASH from floggin stuff RATHER than ENTERTAINING the MASSES which, i thought, was what this joint was all about!! Mind you, I AM gonna get a GP32, for the MP3 playing abilty alone. Actually does anyone wanna buy a GBA with Flashlinker and 256MB card, will swap for GP32??? heh heh! Sorry for the outburst but this is for RANTBACKING aye it?
Sun Jan 26 02:17:00 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Slightly better than a 1 Bedroom flat. http://www.chandlers-estates.co.uk/price8.htm, and only 26 miles from W1, surrounded by Greenbelt too.
Sat Jan 25 11:07:48 2003
green fairy dot com I hope you're talking about the East Coast of America and not like, Southend.
Sat Jan 25 10:08:43 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Is it true that Rainbow's in the North are still in Black&White?
Fri Jan 24 18:51:37 2003
Soggster That is a splendid house for 200k. Much nicer than mine.
Fri Jan 24 16:51:50 2003
GRAIL but but... but but but
Fri Jan 24 13:35:29 2003
GRAIL Nah man, fucking Haltwhistle is ok, but it's nothing special, but you wanna move to the coast... THE EAST COAST BABY... that's where the money's at.
Fri Jan 24 13:34:31 2003
Westside Massive Bitch on a pension, suck my dong!
Fri Jan 24 10:30:39 2003
Powerhouse Taco Taco that coding compo is different to the Xmas one. The Xmas compo was a bit of fun, or so I understand, that will be possibly launched next Xmas, or the one after, or not at all. Probably.
Fri Jan 24 10:13:45 2003
green fairy dot com Yeah, but it's the North. Ewwwww.
Fri Jan 24 09:30:30 2003
taCo taCo So IS the coding comp the same as the new year's compo??!?!?!?! I'm so confused!
Fri Jan 24 04:23:52 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Keep up that optimistic outlook Soggster
Thu Jan 23 22:58:21 2003
Mr. Runner Ah, Rick Dangerous... Memories.
Thu Jan 23 20:00:39 2003
craig 3 posts so soon heh - for £200,000 you could get a proper mansion near here, i kid you not, a quick look on a local property website has came up with this bastard of a house: http://195.92.38.89/cgi-win/vebra.cgi?details1?PropertyCode=1025135/HILLC/12168/135 and thats also in one of the nicest villages in Northumberland right on the roman wall. Probably get a one room flat which used to be a cupboard for that price in london. Yes, i am looking to buy a house this year.
Thu Jan 23 18:07:36 2003
craig oh and i forgot, you have to of course try my 8080 arcade emu for the gp32! but i suppose you kids are more interested in that beta of the fast snes emu thats doing the rounds.
Thu Jan 23 17:50:28 2003
craig There are loads of GP32 'rom' sites, and the great thing is, because the console is OPEN SOURCE your not even doing anything wrong by leeching the roms, its perfectly legal, a dream come true. I highly recommend the port of Rick Dangerous from the amiga, bloody excellent, also by the same guy, a NES emu which is showing excellent progress (all thats left is perfect sound support). Oh and if you like the monkey island games (and any other games that use that engine) you can play those too. There are also the usual doom etc. ports. Maybe start at www.gp32emu.com
Thu Jan 23 17:47:24 2003
Soggster The bidding will start at £200,000 if anyone is interested. To top it all, I've hurt my back, so how am I supposed to carry all the boxes of stuff I will have to move. Oh woe is me. Also, Johnsy got me a dvd copy of two towers, and it wont play on my DVD player, but it will play on his.....and they are the same model. Piss.
Thu Jan 23 13:59:19 2003
Sickdick Where can we download games for gp32, cos i,m gonna order one.
Thu Jan 23 13:39:23 2003
Powerhouse I'm gonna blow the competition out of the water with the game I've got in mind for that coding competition. Not that I've got a GBA, or played any games on it, or programmed any games of note, or know the first thing about programming for the GBA....... You betta get reddy! Are there any older entries lying about that I can rip ideas off, craig? And yes Wales is full of slag heaps, but since all the slag heapers got laid off 20-odd years ago they are alg heaps covered in lovely green grass and sheep.
Thu Jan 23 09:32:11 2003
tAco tAco I'm Confused. Is the GBA/GP32 coding compo the same as the New year's Compo??!?!?
Thu Jan 23 03:57:32 2003
Pikapooh!! Heya!!!! Im just sooooo CoooOO000ooOOlllll its quite unebliveable!!! bah i rox! hey im da best! P.S GP32 phWnz J0o!!!!
Wed Jan 22 21:32:53 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO £20,000 bit hasty he might live up North
Wed Jan 22 20:26:17 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Soggster you might be pleasantly surprised, my house went up £29,000 in 11 months.
Wed Jan 22 20:24:44 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO wouldn't recognise the taste myself sickdick ;-)where do ya buy a gun anyway?
Wed Jan 22 20:19:48 2003
Sickdick Ohhh Soggster you selling then, HOW ABOUT AN ONLINE AUCTION???I,ll submit an opening gambit of say......£20,000
Wed Jan 22 18:05:08 2003
Sickdick Nah, got fired when I was seen to be adding my own hand shaken mayo to the burgers.Mmmmmm tasty and salty at the same time.
Wed Jan 22 18:00:58 2003
Soggster Valuers are coming to look at the house on monday. I'm now in a shit mood, so don't mess with me you faggots.
Wed Jan 22 17:59:59 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO hehehe sympathetic bunch, do you work in mcdonalds then sickdick?
Wed Jan 22 17:40:36 2003
Sickdick Nice one craig, Now if she said she was a catcher originaly well!..Hello....pass the KY jello.
Wed Jan 22 05:41:36 2003
craigobot Mission Complete.
Wed Jan 22 01:44:50 2003
craig ok i've solved some problems with the script which i've been meaning to do for months, or maybe years. You might have to reload the add page if you get error messages.
Wed Jan 22 01:41:57 2003
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Wed Jan 22 01:39:07 2003
Johnsy LOL! nice one Sickdick.......
Tue Jan 21 23:17:44 2003
Spaminator Unleash the Craigbot!
Tue Jan 21 23:17:27 2003
Sickdick Hey Lisa, FUCK OFF and take yer spam with ya, mother fukin Bitch
Tue Jan 21 22:40:29 2003
Greetings from Huston, TX. My name is Lisa. I am a twat. Good day.
Tue Jan 21 19:53:52 2003
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Jacqui Well I live in Devon so I guess it is too far from me! I thought you lived near newcastle! Sorry powerhouse!
Tue Jan 21 19:11:57 2003
Soggster Hey powerhouse. i'd come, but don't you live in Wales? I drove through wales once. It just was a 50 miles stretch of slag heaps. Maybe I picked a bad bit.
Tue Jan 21 17:50:27 2003
Sickdick Man, people knicking a working mans way of making a living is BOLLOX, that fuker Hamburglar, he,s the bitch who knicked my meat pattie in a bread roll with tomato and mustard garnish (no picle or minced onion), kill the fuker.
Tue Jan 21 15:47:27 2003
Powerhouse Bloody sod you then.
Tue Jan 21 12:58:27 2003
Powerhouse Yeh, gypsies tramps & thieves. Coming to my housewarming anyone?
Tue Jan 21 10:35:01 2003
Jacqui Wow craig letting people advertise on your site now!!!
Tue Jan 21 10:15:29 2003
Greetings from Huston, TX. My name is Lisa. I like it up my bum.
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Fagin Well done Dodger.
Tue Jan 21 09:26:24 2003
Hamburglar For Sale: Powertools & Generator. Would cost £2000 new, will sell for £20.
Tue Jan 21 09:02:38 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Some Cunt broke into my van the weekend and stole all my tools including my generator and power tools, looking at screwfix direct gonna cost me £2000 to replace like 4 like, gonna hold some back and get a fuckin Gun!!
Mon Jan 20 21:31:12 2003
Sickdick Nice one Soggster, I went on a school trip to what used to be Windsor safari park, and we all had pack lunches by our mums, mine as I remember were spam, and a can of coke (the old HEAVY cans)Well, me and an old mate woody decided to knick a tortoise,Sooooooo we put it into MY carrier bag... and immediately got caught..BUT the MOTHER FUKER Tortoise left LOADS of green slimy shit all over me sarnies and even the can of coke was pasted up.. BAD day it was, but the rest of our class pissed themselves laughing all the way back on the coach.
Mon Jan 20 16:39:23 2003
Soggster I walked Hadrians wall on a school trip. We stopped for a packed lunch and we were all sitting on or below the wall scoffing away. Then my mate Stan decides it will be a good laugh to jump off the wall which was about 4 foot high at this point, into a pile of sheep poo in the middle of everyone. As he lands shite sprays about, and 1 noggin lands on Stuart Murphys top lip, and as he flinches and breathes in in horror, the noggin shoots up his nose. Probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
Mon Jan 20 15:40:01 2003
Jacqui Nice to see you can go away for awhile and not miss nothing lol
Mon Jan 20 15:34:36 2003
russel harty BUM
Mon Jan 20 15:11:20 2003
russel harty CHUM
Mon Jan 20 15:08:25 2003
craig I'm going to start digging a hole for excersise, as i seem to get none these days, before i had a car i used to run everywhere, run craig, run. I'm training up to walk the roman wall, the full 80 or so miles in the summer.
Mon Jan 20 01:11:39 2003
Soggster Back! What did I miss. Anything good?
Sun Jan 19 14:41:40 2003
Russell Grant Capricorn - the Stars around Uranus are telling you to relax!!!!!!!!!!
Sat Jan 18 08:53:12 2003
Sickdick Ohhhhh my head,,,,,,, right there below is a good reason not to drink stella in the afternoon................
Fri Jan 17 20:32:53 2003
Sickdick I feel like that old girl in the Running man movie with Arnie, you know where Killian asks " which hunter do you want next my love" and she says "I cant make my mind up either Sub-zero or Chainsaw" SOOOO here goes,My sub-zero Peadophile is....David Mellor...loads of potential there AND he supports Chelsea, only nonces support Chelsea.And Chainsaw is....Tony Blair.....So obviously a Liar and imposter And now a Peadophile too, SUE ME IF IT AINT TRUE BLAIR YOU NONCE.......I DARE YA!!!!!
Fri Jan 17 16:30:55 2003
Powerhouse HAVE I MADE A FAUX PAS? HOW EMBARRASING!
Fri Jan 17 16:14:32 2003
Powerhouse And before anyone starts - no not in the ones where i'm feeling up young boys' willies.
Fri Jan 17 07:43:34 2003
Powerhouse I've been told that I look a bit paedophilic in some photos - not a good look these days so I've heared.....
Thu Jan 16 23:59:40 2003
Powerhouse Did you see that blue whale's twelve foot long willy on David Attenburrow yesterday? It could be directed to its destination like a slithering snake!
Thu Jan 16 23:58:00 2003
Sickdick BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! Kelly denies it!!! well bugger me...
Thu Jan 16 23:22:50 2003
PEteRManDelSOn Not Guilty your honour.
Thu Jan 16 20:43:43 2003
Sickdick Oh I know, GILES BRANDETH or however you spell pead with dodgy jumpers..
Thu Jan 16 20:32:05 2003
andi peters a celebrity - can't be me then
Thu Jan 16 19:59:37 2003
David Blunkett Ah, but I've got the sense of touch!
Thu Jan 16 19:55:31 2003
Jacqui I'd say david blunkett as he couldn't see what he was surfing onto lol!
Thu Jan 16 19:51:08 2003
craig Who do you think the 2 ex-cabinet ministers are who are in that credit card kid porn list? I always thought Norman Lamont looked like a classic paedophile. And they say another celebrity too, fantasic, the tabloids must be having massive sales.
Thu Jan 16 19:39:55 2003
GRAIL I JUST BOUGHT 3 DVDS TODAY...... YEAAAAAAAH. 3 DVDS IN 1 DAY..... 3:1. yaa
Thu Jan 16 19:28:46 2003
Sickdick My moneys on Pete Waterman, he has that "uncle" Pete Waterman look about him,And that FAT cunt butcher from corrie, dont know his name tho. the one that says " Hotpot needs beef I say beef"
Thu Jan 16 19:15:03 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Not in the nonce league like Kelly but I reckon the Fat Geezer in they think it's all over Rory Mcgrath. Just a hunch.
Thu Jan 16 19:10:57 2003
Jacqui So many allegations this year hey there has only been 16 days of this year!!!
Thu Jan 16 16:12:48 2003
Mr M Kelly Sorry - I thought I was presenting Stars In Their Arse
Thu Jan 16 15:06:15 2003
Uncle Fucker Yes. Will Self interferes with kids too. So does 'The Duke' off that toss Bargain Hunt TV thing. Erm, probably David Badiel too. Oh, and I predict that it won't be too long before raving bender Graham Norton is shamed in the paper for screwing dogs/cats or something of that ilk.
Thu Jan 16 14:36:09 2003
craig I knew it about Matthew Kelly, i think i even mentioned it on here once. I'm currently gloating around my family as i've been telling them he was clearly a paedophile for years, Guilty until PROVEN innocent. Its been quite a couple of years for celebrities, anyone got any further unsubstantiated allegations?
Thu Jan 16 13:21:02 2003
Jacqui OK mu c is better then that here see for yourself :p http://www.boners.com/grub/788760.html
Thu Jan 16 10:37:40 2003
Jacqui I'm not a primary school teacher lol!
Thu Jan 16 10:13:05 2003
Mathew Kelly No, no, no.ITV big wigs plan to use a cardboard cut out of me. No one will notice.
Thu Jan 16 07:30:35 2003
Michael Barrymore So is there a job going presenting "Stars In Their Eyes"?
Thu Jan 16 01:28:45 2003
Sickdick I have to admit to fancying Jacqui like mad, When shes at work with the kiddiesshes all goodness and light, smiling sweetly to the young mums who pick up their kids and telling them how sweet and funny their little ones are...Ahhhh.But when she gets home and bashes away at her Qwerty, well then shes a MINX,I love the thought of a prim and proper little teacher talking dirty at home....Grrrrrrrrrr,,, You,re horney baby.PS, do you have a cane at home?????
Thu Jan 16 01:18:48 2003
Sickdick Dems funny piss-flaps, and no mistake, Well miss can you better that?
Wed Jan 15 20:25:26 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Not easy to come by but mighty fine:http://home.wanadoo.nl/funniest/shockin/Sexeyes.jpg
Wed Jan 15 20:18:14 2003
Sickdick Now then Miss, no need for vulgarity, BUT if you would like to summit some pics of said Fanjita then I would be pleased to judge it for you.
Wed Jan 15 19:50:31 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Best days of your life they say, never like that when I was a lad, I was I too young to notice.
Wed Jan 15 19:30:32 2003
Hamburglar Why don't I get on MacDonalds ads no more?
Wed Jan 15 18:58:14 2003
Tossum A good friend of mine from London got mugged at gunpoint this year, then within a week her room was burgled while she lay terrified in bed pretending to be asleep. Its for reasons like this I keep my handy little hatchet "scalpy" under my bed. Though in reality I'd probably get sued if the burgler tripped over my loose rug on the way out or some utter bullshit.
Wed Jan 15 16:58:48 2003
Powerhouse Can you confirm this startling revelation Craig?
Wed Jan 15 16:35:37 2003
Jacqui I do not have a "C"ock I have a mighty fine "C"unt don't I Craigy ;)
Wed Jan 15 16:06:18 2003
Sickdick Now, Now Mini-me, I hear Jacqui's a fine piece of ass, AND she's a school Miss,SO right there is one of my fantasies....Hmmmmmmmm...French maids too....abd Nurses...............gotta go.
Wed Jan 15 15:57:45 2003
Sickdick Whaaaattt? Seeing Jacqui's "C"ock is enough thanks. Don't want to see your cock too Powerhouse.
Wed Jan 15 09:51:16 2003
Powerhouse Sick Dick I'll do you a deal - if Jacqui shows you her 'C' I'll show you mine.
Tue Jan 14 23:20:24 2003
Powerhouse I'll have a pint of whatever he's been drinking.
Tue Jan 14 23:17:51 2003
Sickdick Well, Adolf Fandango.....they say the world is over-populated anyway, SO CRY HAVOK AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR. (don't quote me on that)
Tue Jan 14 21:21:35 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Yeah originally from Austria, used to be a house painter. Got Deja Vu all this UK US allie shit that's going down at the moment.
Tue Jan 14 20:24:18 2003
Sickdick OHHHHHHHH Yeah to that MOTHER FUKER who impersonated me you no good low life scumbag............Awwwwwwwwwww......I can't stay made at you......you,re my very own MINI-ME..........what a character you are.......Mini-dick..
Tue Jan 14 19:42:06 2003
Sickdick JaCqui, sweetcheeks, honeylips, pissflaps, opps, last one sort of sliped out (as it does) i was imposstered, hehehehe, but i would still like to see yer "C".Ohhhh and yeah I am SICK, SICK, SICK......................
Tue Jan 14 19:35:17 2003
Jacqui I know sickdick is one word but I was refering to you as a sick dick!
Tue Jan 14 19:10:15 2003
Sickdick Awwwwwwww,,,, my kinda humour... BUT...it aint me.....shucks!...mainly because i,m still trying to get jaqui to show me her "C"
Tue Jan 14 18:04:08 2003
Powerhouse Well that was just nasty.
Tue Jan 14 16:45:44 2003
Sickdick Ohh, and by the way Jacqui, Sickdick doesn't have a space between the words. Thick bitch.
Tue Jan 14 16:05:27 2003
fucker want a fuck ?
Tue Jan 14 14:27:55 2003
Jacqui Ohh and btw sick dick Jacqui has a c in it!
Tue Jan 14 11:26:17 2003
Jacqui I'm 21 and haven't left my home state!!!!! Moved once but only 15 miles away!
Tue Jan 14 11:24:55 2003
wiLLYoudotHEFANdanGO *Laughs at Johnsy* - "hahaha"
Tue Jan 14 08:52:43 2003
Taco Taco lol craig looks like your new years compo will turn into a st. patrick day one. :D
Tue Jan 14 05:36:25 2003
Sickdick kARloSfAndaNgO ..are you from Austria by any chance???????????????
Mon Jan 13 23:42:04 2003
Sickdick Shamoan!!!! kARloSfAndaNgO, Mother Fuker!!!!.....my point is round and PuRpLe..EeeeEeeeeeeee.........But yu..right dude, Americans live in Candyland...one waiter was 20 years old and had never even left his home state????????????????????WTF.....wrap me up and call me insular....Jaqui you can call me ANAL.....but not ARSEhole..............
Mon Jan 13 23:39:39 2003
Something has just dawned on me - I am to Soggster, what Jimmy five bellies is to Gazza - how depressing......
Mon Jan 13 23:05:43 2003
USA
Johnsy
Johnsy I will be selling Soggsters address and alarm pin code number to highest bidder - while he is away on the piste. Shall we start the bidding at £100? Hey you all know hes got some tasty stuff there.......
Mon Jan 13 23:04:32 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Sickdicks got a point, we were in the States during the first Gulf War and only realised we were in it when we got home. 99% of em' dont even know other Countries exist. After telling one of the Dumbfucks where I was from he says to me "is that near Germany?"
Mon Jan 13 21:23:58 2003
Mr. Runner That load of poxy BSers. Well, they're gonna release Secret of Mana on the GBA anyway so I guess it's okay. Thanks craig. Uncle Fucker, you have an apt name.
Mon Jan 13 20:37:57 2003
Sickdick Virgin... Bet it's a been a while since you heard that eh Jaqui ;)
Mon Jan 13 20:03:25 2003
Jacqui where from just for interest!
Mon Jan 13 19:44:49 2003
Jacqui Wow thats cheap unfortunately due to uni commitments I can't!
Mon Jan 13 19:41:20 2003
craig just to confirm as a GBA programmer myself, it would be impossible for a long list of reasons (that i can't be bothered to type) to emulate the SNES on the gba, the GBA is an extreamly underpowered machine. The GP32 however can, and does, and soon will at full speed with sound ;)
Mon Jan 13 19:36:38 2003
Sickdick Hey Jaqui, You,re beautiful baby......why not go? it's SOOOOO cheap now £189 for a two week fly drive. Get over there it's HOT HOT HOT
Mon Jan 13 17:23:49 2003
Jacqui Hey :) Lucky git I dream of Florida one day I will go :)
Mon Jan 13 17:17:42 2003
Sickdick SHOMOOOOOAN MOTHER FUCKERSSSSS, HOW Y,ALL DOING??? I,M just back from my winter sojorn to Florida and am now FREEZING my Knackers off, good to see Jaqui still keeping her END up, hold on baby i,ll be cumming by soon. Mother Fuking American Tv, only news outside of USA was about Ricin in the UK, told by a pretty smiling bitch... something about a yardie from Wood Green got caught with a kilo of Ricinpeas..MOTHER FUCKER......
Mon Jan 13 16:23:05 2003
theaudience OOOOOOH!
Mon Jan 13 09:25:37 2003
Uncle Fucker Nob.
Mon Jan 13 07:17:32 2003
Mr. Runner Well, it depends how good emulation is. You're right though, I wouldn't say it's impossible, but close to.
Sun Jan 12 20:00:28 2003
Nathan They are idiots, to emulate a machine you need mulitple times the power.On my 550mhz PC GBA roms run slow.. and the GBA has minute processing power. If you look at the specs, sure the GBA is more powerful but no where near powerful enough to emulate the Snes. The snes emulator for the XBOX still lags a little at times, imagine trying on the GBA... impossible.
Sun Jan 12 19:54:04 2003
Mr. Runner Um forgot the site. It's: http://www.gameboy-advance.net/emulated/snes_roms_on_gba.htm
Sun Jan 12 18:56:35 2003
Mr. Runner Jeez, such pessimism. This site gives the comparative specs: The site is probably quite biased, but I think it's not quite as impossible as you are making out.
Sun Jan 12 18:55:16 2003
Nathan PLUS, even if it had the power your missin 2 bloody buttons...
Sun Jan 12 18:06:32 2003
Uncle Fucker Not ever gonna happen on the GBA. The ARM processor in the GBA just doesn't have the power.
Sun Jan 12 14:12:07 2003
Mr. Runner I have heard that two genuine attempts are going on... somewhere.
Sun Jan 12 13:52:52 2003
Mr. Runner Alright alright, I guess I was blinded by excitment.
Sun Jan 12 13:32:38 2003
Uncle Fucker It is bullshit, you gullable twat. The screenshots are fake. All the details can be found here... http://www.emuboards.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3e216d6877b8ffff;act=ST;f=1;t=1843
Sun Jan 12 13:28:45 2003
Mr. Runner Hmm, maybe I am. But it IS possible to emulate a SNES on GBA. I don't see what this has to gain from that site if he is BSing. There's no ads.
Sun Jan 12 13:26:47 2003
Nathan Mr. Runner you are one gullable bastard
Sun Jan 12 02:40:14 2003
Soggster Last time i went on holiday rantback went all colours and such. I'm going on holiday tomorrow, so no changing stuff while i'm gone. OK? One simply must ski at least twice a year dont you think? hmmm?
Sat Jan 11 22:17:03 2003
Mr. Runner I've seen something incredibly exciting. They said it would never happen. Goto:http://snes2gba.vze.com/CRAIG! He needs somewhere to put his files. Maybe you could be of assistance?
Sat Jan 11 21:31:18 2003
Pete Townsend Anyone got any links?
Sat Jan 11 14:20:17 2003
Yoda Pervert your light saber away put
Sat Jan 11 01:04:12 2003
Jedi from the block Don't be fooled by the cock that I got....I'm still, I'm still, Jedi from the block!
Fri Jan 10 20:21:44 2003
Uncle Fucker Bollox. Vice City isn't out for the PC, and there's no betas out either.And Kazaa.... c'mon...?!
Fri Jan 10 18:00:21 2003
mat A geeza I was chatting to yesterday (in AR(Actual Reality)) reckoned that his mate had a copy of Vice City for the PC. He said he downloaded it from Kazaa. Can anyone confirm this? I really wanna play the game after recently completing GTA3...
Fri Jan 10 12:37:56 2003
Arthur from the Block Just to clarify matters, that young Jenny was always going on abot her rock collection LONG before becoming a globe straddling big arsed pop megastar (I was always particularly fond of her Philidelphia limestone). So you see she hasn't changed at all.
Fri Jan 10 11:58:01 2003
Mariah Carey I for one feel it is beautiful that fame hasn't changed "Jenny", just like me. Just a second, one of the swans pulling my carriage has escaped...
Fri Jan 10 11:35:16 2003
Ian Beale Just do what I did with Laura, get her to sign away her rights while she is obsessed with babies. I only married her because she reminded me of one of my haddock anyway. But mind you, that Leslie Ash with her new lips...
Fri Jan 10 11:33:52 2003
green fairy dot com Just live together in London - neither of you will be able to afford even half a house so you wont have any messy situations to deal with when you split.
Fri Jan 10 11:07:17 2003
Jenny from the block What better way to show how much I havn't changed, then to make a song harping on about the rocks that I got?
Fri Jan 10 10:19:30 2003
craig heh, women eh readers?
Thu Jan 9 20:09:10 2003
Soggster The simple solution to that is to buy a house for cash, like i did, then it more than triples in value, so when you split up you cant even afford to buy the other half of the bloody thing, so you both end up having to move out. What a shitter.
Thu Jan 9 16:57:26 2003
Jͺηq΅ν No don't be stupid if that was the case no-one hardly would be able to buy!
Thu Jan 9 15:34:51 2003
craig isn't wales the only place, along with newcastle, where you can still get a house for under a million pounds or so?
Thu Jan 9 14:28:48 2003
Powerhouse Man, funk dat!
Thu Jan 9 11:37:42 2003
green fairy dot com We're proud of you Powerhouse, but it would actually have been a brave thing for you to do if you'd attempted it in the morning rush hour.
Thu Jan 9 11:21:45 2003
Powerhouse I went to London and had Pie & Mash in a Pub. I also travelled on the tube which is a very brave thing to do in these troubled times.
Wed Jan 8 23:42:44 2003
Powerhouse It's worrying that I remembered it all off the top of my head. I bin to Olde London Towne today, like a bloody picture postcard it is. Lovely.
What's also worrying is that there seems to be some sort of relationship curse going round this page, and I become a homeowner this Friday with the missus. Ah well, mortgages can be easily sorted out between splitting couples can't they?

Wed Jan 8 23:23:38 2003
Soggster I've given away far too much personal information on here haven't I? Ahhh well, sod it. I don't care. I intend on having a great year this year, to make up for the fact that the last one was complete shite. Just to underline my personal story that has been runbling on. My (now ex)good lady came over on monday for a "talk" and said that she is not coming back, so that is it, finito, job done, time to move on. It's only taken a facking year to finaly decide. Now I'am officially a single man, i have decided to become an International man of mystery for a while, just to see how i like it.
Wed Jan 8 23:06:54 2003
BattleM@n The GBA SP is SO COOL?!?! IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN STAR TREK PROP!!!
Wed Jan 8 21:57:52 2003
green fairy dot com Bloody London completely bloody covered in bloody snow. I blame the bloody Northeners.
Wed Jan 8 16:21:16 2003
Taco Taco The GBA SP is SO COOL. I will most definetly get one!!! Only too bad for Triton Labs eh? I guess they accomplished their goal though, to get Nintendo to make a lit gameboy!
Wed Jan 8 02:33:49 2003
Powerhouse Drives a racing car; bald; single; 'big boned'; defiantly heterosexual; has a close friend named Johnsy; takes late night showers.
Tue Jan 7 23:41:57 2003
Sharine Carter Has anybody here got any personal info on Andy 'Soggster' Stokes?
Tue Jan 7 22:06:25 2003
BattleM@n Now craig, will this competition involve pink bunny rabbits in anyway? - If not then why not?
Tue Jan 7 18:54:47 2003
Jͺηq΅ν WE had snow this morning too loads of it, damn the sea air though as it didn't settle! It did in near by exeter and dartmoor though.
Tue Jan 7 15:01:24 2003
craig i know i know, we are holding a coding comp already :) but yes i absolutely will sort out the comp for this page, its almost finished i just have to write a little cgi for it.
Tue Jan 7 13:47:05 2003
TACO TACO HOW ABOUT THAT NEW YEARS COMPO!
Tue Jan 7 03:54:11 2003
Neil Morrissey I did Leslie's lips myself dressed as Bob The Builder using tools from Homebase while I was shagging Amanda Holden. But you should see what I've done to her other lips.
Mon Jan 6 23:53:22 2003
Powerhouse I demand a panic button in this chatroom. Some of the weirdos here can be worryingly overfamiliar.
Mon Jan 6 23:30:25 2003
Jacqui Yeah I've seen she looks like the riddlers from an old kids tv show!
Mon Jan 6 20:52:34 2003
craig flash adverts are one of the most annoying things to happen to the internet, i fucking HATE o2.co.uk its riddled with them, and if you turn flash off the fuckers have banned you from using their site. You can't avoid the bastards. LOL of course i posted the serial killer pick, I used to have the near identicle one linked from the main page only with our old friend fred. GP32 - We finally have some! Check the gba page this coming weekend.
Mon Jan 6 20:31:28 2003
The Fox Check out Merseybeat at 9pm tonight (Monday 6th Jan) - Look at Leslie Ash's over collagenated lips :)
Mon Jan 6 19:31:48 2003
Jacqui Ok got bored of that writing font. Lets have good old arial. Right question anyone no how to stop a page staying on flash player when writing a web page?
Mon Jan 6 17:10:46 2003
Powerhouse Every one a winner! Looks like it's gonna be a good year for "Rants Back At Craig".
Mon Jan 6 15:36:15 2003
Uncle Fucker LOL. Looks like the Fred West post was by Craig. Note that the image is firmly rooted on his site: http://www.cdworld.co.uk/guest/bodybag.gif
Mon Jan 6 15:15:31 2003
green fairy dot com I thought evil HTML was forbidden in here? Coo, it doesn't take much to rile the whippet-fanciers, does it?
Mon Jan 6 14:50:26 2003
mat aaand another thing: isn't it great to hear about a normal regular serial (fingers crossed) killer, rather than a run-of-the-mill child molester/peadophile killer. It certainly makes a refreshing change.
Mon Jan 6 12:59:17 2003
mat I didn't get a GB32 for Christmas, boo hoo. Has anyone actually got one 'round 'ere? Can you tell if I should get one from Lik-sang or not? I really want one - so i can listen to mp3's and play games - dreamy...
Mon Jan 6 12:57:15 2003
x "It only makes the news when it stops the BBC producer getting to his gay bar." hahahahahahahahah -- Jacqui, more info on your "niggeritis"
Sun Jan 5 21:56:53 2003
craig LOL
Sun Jan 5 20:00:18 2003
Soggster Good job its not snowing in london, because you soft shandy drinking southern shites go to pieces as soon as the weather goes even slightly awry. Ooooh snow, lets all crash our cars, ooooh rain, lets all put out homes in natural flood plains, oooh wind, lets leap under falling trees. Every where else in the country gets all of these things, but does it make the news, oh no. It only makes the news when it stops the BBC producer getting to his gay bar. FFS
Sun Jan 5 19:04:00 2003
fred west
Sun Jan 5 18:59 2003
green fairy dot com Snow is for Northern bastards. London is blissfully crisp, cold and sunny this afternoon, noit a flake of the white stuff in sight.
Sun Jan 5 16:11:15 2003
Soggster We got snow. Either that or i was following a helmetless motorcyclist with chronic dandruff down the motorway.
Sun Jan 5 10:46:55 2003
Maureen Lipman You've got an ology in shooting. That means you're a terrorist.
Sun Jan 5 01:07:14 2003
BattleM@n OMG! Have you heard this about The Getaway!!!!http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/news/details.asp?s=g&AID=4168&did=1/3/2003#15189
Sat Jan 4 22:24:38 2003
Jacqui I'm racist! Don't get many niggers down this way! Not actively though!
Sat Jan 4 17:09:41 2003
Shabba Ranks Yeah, I'm racist. I hate all fucking white honkeys.
Sat Jan 4 12:01:53 2003
green fairy dot com I think you're making all these up for publicity, Craig! Either that, or I'd appeal to your best philanthropic side to stop selling computer stuff to these poor afflicted, who clearly don't spent enough time with a book as it is...
Sat Jan 4 12:01:20 2003
green fairy dot com I think you're making all these up for publicity, Craig! Either that, or I'd appeal to your best philanthropic side to stop selling computer stuff to these poor afflicted, who clearly don't spent enough time with a book as it is...
Sat Jan 4 12:00:31 2003
Mysterious Stranger Are you Malcolm X?
Sat Jan 4 02:11:20 2003
x Just out of curiosity:How many of you are racist, towards what group and why?
Sat Jan 4 01:38:46 2003
Djang Sigh this dude is on Prozac I think.
Sat Jan 4 00:10:05 2003
Mysterious Stranger "You call your selve mystery man so who is the wierd one here." is a classic line. Are all of us the same person in the end? Thank you for an interesting philosophical point, Jacqui.
Fri Jan 3 23:54:22 2003
Djang The ones with my name on it are mine the others not.I got a reply now and I saw I was not the only one with the problem.It took a bit long before they replied to me.Hope stuff will work out now fine.-Keeps his fingers Crossed till upcomming Monday-
Fri Jan 3 22:45:20 2003
Jacqui Craig you can check ip addresses are the last 5 posts all the same person?
Fri Jan 3 22:38:48 2003
Djang Yeah hahaaha verry funny no its shorter for my real name Django.I am just a little upset I already should have received a FLash kit ans a After Burner.I already payed the money a month ago but I haven't rewceived anything so its a bit more surious actually.You call your selve mystery man so who is the wierd one here.
Fri Jan 3 19:41:43 2003
Mysterious Stranger Is Djang actually Stan from the Eminem song? Yo, I don't dig all this jive talkin' man.
Fri Jan 3 19:02:43 2003
Mysterious Stranger Hang on, are these people actually being sent shit and crap in the post as they claim?
Fri Jan 3 19:01:39 2003
Mysterious Stranger It seems they love you or they hate you Craig. Life is a rollercoaster indeed, as the yellow-and-brown-toothed-crooner-whose-wife-slept-with-Eddie Irvine-before-they-got-married-and-it-was-all-in-the-paper Ronan Keating once mused. As for me, well I am indifferent.
Fri Jan 3 19:00:21 2003
Ben (thebestest :p) Yo Craig i jus gotta say u the man i ordered my f2a linker set and got it the next mail day (i ordered saturday got it monday) and i am well impressed your one of the good ppl on the net :D not sum1 who jus takes money and gives a peice of crap Well Done, keep up the good work :DBen Rthe_rasmouth_snakes@yahoo.co.uk
Fri Jan 3 17:29:48 2003
Djang Yo Craig why are you not on MSN or ICQ or answer my mails I still have not my shit.Some guy sended me here he said you maby not have received like the other shit I sended whit my fucked up Email provider.I think I lost my money If you not reply soon.Dammid this is no more funny anymore.WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND.
Fri Jan 3 17:12:26 2003
ShoeShine I dunno how I got here and I'm not planning on staying. Visit http://www.UncleStupid.com
Fri Jan 3 00:31:14 2003
craig it works in oparah and IE, they are 99% of the visitors. You must be that 1%, if you are also in 640*480 resolution that would explain another 1% in the resolution catorgery ;)
Thu Jan 2 21:27:36 2003
Soggster Does anyone but me use Mozilla, and if you do, have you noticed that this page freaks out when you load it. Flashes on and off all the time. Craig have you been tweaking?
Thu Jan 2 09:04:51 2003
GRAIL I saw a Queen tribute band once, they were called 'Magic' or something like that. Totally mint, got all the harmonies bang on.
Thu Jan 2 00:55:25 2003
Arnold Nipplonk You shouldn't have a girlfriend of six years of age. Honestly.
Wed Jan 1 22:50:42 2003
Soggster Eyup mate, what a shitter. Is she in her mid 30's? Mine was when she dumped me after 9 years on my birthday.....result! Then she decided to stay, and 6 months later i found out she'd been shagging an ex work mate for ages. Nearly everyone i know who has been going out for years and hits the mid 30's the woman has some sort of freakout. They blame it on biological clock etc etc. Its not true, they just get bored and turn into slappers. (Not that i'm bitter)
Wed Jan 1 20:10:42 2003
Jacqui I did as I said I would. Anyone else notice it was pants this year. What does acp mean then plant?
Wed Jan 1 19:13:54 2003
ACP Oh yeah, and she's been shagging one of my friends - (now an ex-friend) for the past month or so as well!
Wed Jan 1 17:54:08 2003
ACP (the rantbacker formerly known as plant) What did everyone do for New Years Eve then? I got dumped by my girlfriend of 6 years who I live and have a mortgage with. Anyone beat that?
Wed Jan 1 15:10:58 2003
oggy muppets
Wed Jan 1 13:25:40 2003
Spiritual Nut I am reborn.
Wed Jan 1 02:32:26 2003
Powerhouse DEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-DOP!! (DEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-DOP!!)
DEHHHHH-DU-DEHHHHHH-DU-DEHH-DOP!! (DEHHHHH-DU-DEHHHHHH-DU-DEHH-DOP!!)
ALRIGHT!

Wed Jan 1 02:10:03 2003
GRAIL Indeed the RSPCA... I'm quite the fool.
Wed Jan 1 02:05:26 2003
kARloSfAndaNgO Think I might have Gastro Stella Artois!!
Wed Jan 1 01:29:35 2003
TacoTaco How about that new years comp?
Wed Jan 1 00:42:11 2003
craig i'll see you people next year! now back to my fire
Tue Dec 31 23:35:14 2002
Jacqui Ummm what you going to give me for that £3000 I think I might get a new fiesta they are quite cute! So will have more then £3000 left over! I'm off down to my best mates house now to play games and get drunk!!! So I wish you all a happy new year and just to let the world know I'm in love with Craig ;)
Tue Dec 31 18:31:26 2002
Powerhouse RSPCA or NSPCC? What's your plans for tonight then? I was going to stay in and watch telly for the first time in years (was looking forward to it). But I've decided to go down to Cardiff cos there's a Queen tribute band playing there, and I've always wanted to be in a crowd doing the Radio Gaga claps.
Tue Dec 31 16:46:13 2002
GRAIL The NSPCA doesn't receive any government funding either. I just noticed that on their advert this morning.
Tue Dec 31 16:38:34 2002
GRAIL 'You're' not 'your', Craaaack man! You did so well with 'Tendencies' too.... Give me a job! I'm no fucking lesbian! I LOOOOOOOVE WOMEN... MEN... MEN... I SAID MEN. fucking gypo.
Tue Dec 31 02:42:41 2002
craig your having vegan lesbian tendencies gail?
Tue Dec 31 02:31:16 2002
GRAIL Hey Jacqui, you could donate like £3000 of that to me, so I can get a car too... what do you say? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? I'll let you sleep on it. I feel so close to Green Fairy all of a sudden, maybe it's just Christmas, or the sound of children laughing, but I think we're connected. All my love for you, Sugar Plum.
Tue Dec 31 02:21:20 2002
Didn't get much myself, but got my youngest boy a gba+f2a(cheers Craig)which he doesn't use as much as his brother so I hate to see it go unused ;-)And my oldest boy got a Tyco Edgerunner stunt r/c car which is Brilliant, does wheelie's, 540 endo's, 360 spins all within 10 minutes. Went to the Multi-storey carpark(raining!)on Sunday and tried it out it really is Excellent, I think my Son's quite impressed too!
Mon Dec 30 23:07:21 2002 <
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Jacqui Up to £15,000 could go more! Prostitution pays good :)
Mon Dec 30 22:00:55 2002
Soggster Green, you may get food poisoning, I once saw an episode of star trek where Mr Spock got really ill. (b-dum dum tschhhhh. I thank you). As for a car Jaqui, it all depends on how much you have to spend.
Mon Dec 30 16:06:40 2002
Jacqui I'm a real carnivore like my steak rare :) Anyway just wandering if you guys have got any ideas on what car I should buy next! I like small cars and was thinking about getting a MG ZR but sort of gone off the idea! Any suggestions?
Mon Dec 30 15:35:21 2002
green fairy dot com I would never get food poisoning due to being vegan - mild indigestion is the worst I can expect.
Mon Dec 30 14:13:52 2002
Spellchecker Craig, on your main page "Add to favorites" - what, are you American or something?
Mon Dec 30 10:05:05 2002
Powerhouse When we went to Istanbul my partner and I went into a backstreet cafe and were presented with a feast by the proprietors. Including: Chicken kebob (kebab), lamb kebab, salad, yoghurt, rice, bread and a 1/4 lb of ground up spicy RAW beef. It was beautiful and I felt fine afterwards.
Sun Dec 29 23:43:50 2002
Darren Day I became violently ill listening to U2's Greatest "Hits" (the first S is silent). Does this count?
Sun Dec 29 16:51:04 2002
Soggster I've had gastroenteritis twice, once in Instanbul, and once in Bali. In Istanbul, i burped for about an hour then slung my guts up for 24 hours. In Bali, i had the shits really bad, and had to get the doc out to re-hydrate me. Cost $80 for a bag of what looked and tasted like salt.
Sun Dec 29 16:41:18 2002
craig like U2 hits 1990 - 2000 should have been condensed to 3 songs rather than 3 CD's, since only 3 of the tracks are any good. I never knew they produced so much rubbish during the 90s. That said, Def Leppards greatest hits should have had MORE on it, they missed out loads of great tracks like Paper Sun. Has anyone ever suffered from food poisoning, or is it as i suspect, nothing but a modern day myth? I mean back in the dark ages and possibly as recently as the 1930's people were just eating raw animals off the ground anyway, and if our bodies can cope with that i'm sure a day old pie could do little harm.
Sun Dec 29 13:28:45 2002
green fairy dot com I can't believe you're complaining because you got more than you should have done!
Sun Dec 29 12:10:37 2002
Powerhouse Speak for yourself hairy fairy. Yeah, I got a rant - albums that are too long. I bought the Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD a few weeks ago and the sticker on the front boasts "over 68 minutes of music!", as if that's a good thing. Now, the album is an average album, but if they had compressed those 68 minutes of ideas into 40 to 45 tight minutes (12 songs max) then it could be verging on the classic. No album should ever last more than 50 minutes.
Sat Dec 28 23:42:37 2002
green fairy dot com Oh how diappointing, we're all still here. Anyone got anything freah and/or petty they'd like to argue about to see us through to the new year? I daren't scroll down to pick up the threads of the last row for fear of inviting epilepsy.
Sat Dec 28 22:17:09 2002
Soggster Merry Christmas to everyone. Its 1am, and i've just got in from driving back from Eurodisney. Been there over christmas and had a great time, i recommend it to you all.
Sat Dec 28 00:55:57 2002
craig I got 2 flat screen monitors one for my sisters pc and one for my big pc, £199 each from PC world (alas i am forced to frequent that place since the lables incident) they are excellent, onscreen display with all the options and built in speakers (ok quality, not very good for games) and auto screen zoom. Seriously brilliant space savers and these ones are wall mountable. I also got a model 1959 cadillac :)
Fri Dec 27 23:21:09 2002
Powerhouse I got a zombie hand that walks around on its fingers, a blender, and 3 DIY books. I must be getting old.
I must say I'm a big fan of the rules of spelling and grammar as it makes it so much more fun when you (knowingly) break the rules.

Fri Dec 27 01:02:41 2002
Powerhouse Yo ho ho. I bought Kurt Cobain's diaries for my sister, so I've been reading that ever since. My digestive system is working double shifts to keep on top of the increase in workload.
Fri Dec 27 00:49:09 2002
GRAIL ho ho ho everyone.
Fri Dec 27 00:30:11 2002
BattleM@n I got the futurama series 2 boxset which was fairly cool. It's been a rather subdued xmas this year - no family round until 2morrow. I'm gonna chill out with my twin peaks boxset and masses of chocolate now - merry christmas all :)
Thu Dec 26 16:27:15 2002
craig did anyone get anything excellent for xmas?
Wed Dec 25 20:25:21 2002
Craig THEY LIVE! Excellent news.
Wed Dec 25 13:43:15 2002
Santa the Pimp Ho Ho Ho
Wed Dec 25 08:39:11 2002
Religious Nut It is nice to know some people are watching my standards slip. But as I explained before I am multidimensional and tolerant now, or I receive an electric shock from the FBI implant in my brain. You should check out the psychotronics in my airspace, whew. I should probably call myself Spiritual Nut rather than Religious Nut to be more accurate, but I have a nostalgic link to Religious Nut because our icon Craig used the term, many years ago now I fear. I can only apologize for the lack of bigotry in my posts in the last year. BTW Religious fundamentalists would hate Christmas and call it Xmas due to it being a hijackjed pagan feast and all. But I am mellow now man. Good films on TV recently, Eyes Wide Shut(why did Kubrick die), They Live and Fight Club.
Wed Dec 25 03:46:46 2002
craig it does not seem very xmas'y this year, its not snowed (well it did slightly once, so slight people thought it was a thick frost) and there does not seem to be much of a xmas mood around my area, and i'm not expecting any excellent present either, Nevertheless Merry Xmas everyone, i can at least eat lots of xmas foods today.
Wed Dec 25 01:59:00 2002
Mark Surely the real Religious Nut wouldn't say Xmas. You've just crossed out Christ, you imposter! Merry Christmas!
Wed Dec 25 01:03:18 2002
shogun2k Its just I remember you saying "I never do anything illegal" , which seems to contradict with your selling of warez cds? I just wanna know why they are such a rip off, is it because of the 1-2p jewel cases or cheap printed labels? Oh and for cheap cd's (15p datasafes) www.blankdiskshop.co.uk.
Tue Dec 24 21:05:35 2002
Jacqui Ok hehe this is sad you must check through your post a lot to make sure it is spelt write (see I know it should be right but when online you don't care) and you made a mistake so if you want to act like a kid make sure you can do it properly. You must have a mental age of a teenager or are indeed a teenager! Everyone knows that you have a space after a full stop so even you hundred times checking over has seemed to have failed. Big words too did you use your thesaurus for that hmmmm is that spelt right? Now I am guessing this is the time that I am meant to pull your hair and call you names so ner ner ner ner ner you poo poo head! Please! Get a life sado! Oh and to all you Merry Christmas and I appologise for my behaviour but indeed one does seem to have forgotten that we must all right in our given English with proper grammar (which btw you spelt wrong first and I corrected) lol. Merry Christmas people :)Hey Craig we should get some pic icons for like when we have :) automatically a face with a smile comes up like msn!
Tue Dec 24 19:34:08 2002
craigixwe well, as someone who did hire some people on the run upto xmas i certainly didn't give them a spelling test, i just spoke to them and decided if they seemed like a person who knew what they were doing. Anyway, Jacqui isn't filling in a job interview, shes writing on here where the rule is things don't have to be spelt right, i'm sure at school she checks things over.
Tue Dec 24 16:03:11 2002
Riiight! If you believe that no one cares about spelling, and that text messaging has seen an end to it, then I suggest that you put that theory into practice the next time you apply for a job. See how far that gets you.
Tue Dec 24 13:48:27 2002
SJ Christmas? Fuck! I have to go shopping.
Tue Dec 24 10:38:19 2002
craigiixxx no one fucking cares about spelling anymore. And txt messaging will see to that good style. Whats your slant on people with strong accents?
Tue Dec 24 02:38:35 2002
craig just watched the new episode of 24, Kim has been arrested... AGAIN. The main Jack storyline is excellent, and i'm pretty sure at the end of the series someone will release a cut version of this online which totally removes the stupid kim story, although they would also have to remove the clock.
Tue Dec 24 02:14:03 2002
Riiight Actually, an observation that I have made is that the incorrect use of grammar (note the CORRECT spelling), punctuation, and yes, spelling, is indicative of a serious lack of education. And the point that I was making is somewhat more than "I've lost the argument, so I'll berate you for something else". Quite simply put, I feel that anyone that is teaching children, should at least have a basic understanding of all the afore mentioned English "prerequisites".And to claim that it's because you spell as you speak is even more shocking...So, you're saying that you speak to the kids using mispronounced words...no wonder we have a subculture of inner city retards, that can't even pronounce their own names correctly.Thanks for shaping our countries future Jacqui. Much appreciated...
Tue Dec 24 02:01:05 2002
Religious Nut Yes Merry Xmas everyone. But lets not forget the real cause for celebration. Yes, that I bought myself a PS2, GTA Vice City and the Getaway. And the only Teachers I will be interested in is whisky. Hey Hey Hey!
Tue Dec 24 01:17:35 2002
Powerhouse B L I M E Y. Merry Christmas to all who both read and contribute to this discussion forum!
Tue Dec 24 00:51:34 2002
crAIg an observation i've made on online arguments is when one person has to start to pick up on grammer or spelling errors in the other persons posts they have lost the argument. Just check... well... any news group argument and you will see what i mean, i believe its a similar thing to when someone just starts repeating what your saying, only in a ridiculious voice, in a real world argument. That kind of action makes me want to spit in their eye.
Mon Dec 23 22:04:59 2002
Jacqui It's beacuse I'm devonshire born and bread :) WE often spell like we speak WRONG!
Mon Dec 23 19:28:53 2002
Jacqui I know that should of been worn but I never check through what I write online who cares about grammar and spelling on a page like that. Well obviously stupid up themselves twats like you! I feel sorry for any kids you might have!
Mon Dec 23 19:27:00 2002
Riiight "Totally warned down". LMAO! And you call yourself educated?
Mon Dec 23 17:28:10 2002
Jacqui You really don't have a clue do you. The reason you had supply teachers is more then likely due to the amount of illness teachers get usually from being totally warned down. Also I'm 22 when the course finishes without any gap years so that is a lot of training it isn't striaght out of college it is uni for 4 years. Due to no grants now that means all us start with at least £12000 debt from student loans. You really don't have a fucking clue do you!
Mon Dec 23 17:06:42 2002
Riiight Judging from your site Green Fairy, and the amount of effort you have obviously put in, yes I do think you take yourself seriously. You just write stuff for amusement, well it certainly isn't for our amusement so it's just for yours, which therefore makes you....wait for it... Self indulgent! Furthermore your conclusion that all the recent comments means we think that:"policemen/doctors/train drivers are bastards and get too much holiday and completly 'fucked me up' as a kid because one of them looked at me strangely when I was twelve"Also makes you.... a hysterical reactionary ready to jump to conclusions without the facts, to suit your own purpose. Just the sort of people you lambast on your site. The irony...
Mon Dec 23 14:16:21 2002
craig its xmas people, at least try to pretend to be merry. I can't though, because i witnessed a chrysler kill a phesant from the drivers seat.
Mon Dec 23 12:16:17 2002
green fairy dot com You think I take myself that seriously? I just write about stuff for amusement. But as everybody else seems to be at it - all policemen/doctors/train drivers are bastards and get too much holiday and completly 'fucked me up' as a kid because one of them looked at me strangely when I was twelve.
Mon Dec 23 11:25:10 2002
Riiiight That's bollox, I remember teachers taking time off outside of school holidays, that's when you get the pleasure of a supply teacher. Also regarding pay, look at it another way, £17,500 with 3 months holiday straight out of college. That is not the worst graduate package by a long shot. As for Green Fairy, your cod psycology is hysterical! I just had a look at your site, you clearly have more "issues" than a magazine rack!
Mon Dec 23 11:10:51 2002
sarabob Ah."Because then all the answers would be online".
Mon Dec 23 10:57:32 2002
sarabob Yeah, but teachers can *only* take their holidays when they're told to. No swanning off for a week in tenerife in the cheap (non-school holidays) periods for them.I have a few teaching friends, and the biggest workload for them appears to be lesson planning - they build up a portfolio of each year's lesson plans and then pretty much repeat them until the curriculum (sp?) changes. Dunno why teachers don't just get together and build up a lesson plan website or something, with a pile of either resources or links to them.
Mon Dec 23 10:53:53 2002
green fairy dot com Dear me, all these poor people with such authority issues. It's enough to make you weep over your degree certificate, isn't it.
Mon Dec 23 10:21:44 2002
Duh? Oher people get time off ranging from 4 weeks at the stingy end to 6 weeks at the really generous end. So teachers get *at least* double the really generous end ie. 60 days off a fricken' year! Put it another way, that's 3 months, ie. a quarter of the year off! So would somebody care to explain how this equates to hard work compared to virtually ever other profession's holiday entitlement?
Mon Dec 23 10:21:34 2002
Reality Cheque Think about what "teachers" are paid by the lying Government to try (thankfully failing pathetically) to teach us, whom the Government would like to think of as cattle. The Government line on every subject, that's what, with no room for any alternatives, which will tend to be the truth, but would enable us to see through our Matrix-like sleep and be free. So, "teachers", you make me puke.
Mon Dec 23 01:31:43 2002
craigixixxixiixixxiix that post was pretty anal reading it over
Mon Dec 23 01:26:08 2002
craigixixxixiixixxiix shit! i have not had time to get the competition online, buggery! And now i'm too tired to be arsed... tomorrow! And don't teachers get more like 20 weeks off when you count like weekends, bank holidays and stuff, i remember the number of days at school a year is only about 210?
Mon Dec 23 01:25:34 2002
Sir Lurkalot Both of my parents were teachers, and I have had the misfortune to have watched them both experience breakdowns at the hands of our underfunded, over stretched education system. There simply is no job like it - stress, high workload (Don't give me ANY shit about them not having much work to do), the physical and mental abuse, the ingratitude from the pupils, from parents, from the LEA and the government, and to cap it all, a fucking piss poor salary. All teachers are heros, and that includes the "bad" ones people think they remember.
Mon Dec 23 01:14:47 2002
craigixixixixix then don't buy them or whatever
Mon Dec 23 00:26:01 2002
Shogun2k Craig arn't your emulation CD's ,firstly, totally illegal (making money from roms as opposed to WOS who dont) and also a complete rip off? 4 cds for £22 thats crazy. Branded Datasafe blanks cost 15p and it takes all off 20 mins to write 4 cds.
Mon Dec 23 00:05:33 2002
Reality Cheque Hey don't steal my name. All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Sun Dec 22 23:52:40 2002
Jacqui Well my degree is actually in Mathematics, so no I don't need to be good at English to be a Maths teacher. I do however know grammar and punctuation, but never see the point in using it to write on pages like this! Teaching is the lowest paid profession for degree qualified people it is about £17,500 starting wage and we do get about 12 weeks holiday! Now if that seems good to you I'd like to see you handle a bunch of 11-18 year olds who all think they know all or can't be arsed to learn and try to make them learn. It must be the easiest job in the world! All we do is sit on are arses all day and let the pupils do all the work! Where else would you get paid for doing that! Reality check people you have no idea!
Sun Dec 22 23:07:35 2002
Spunkhead @Jackie: You obviously haven't a degree in English. Have you never heard of punctuation or gramma? I pity the kids that have a fat bitch like you for a teacher.
Sun Dec 22 18:03:31 2002
Congratulations... Funnily enough Green Fairy, your demands are pretty accurate considering what teachers get now, best you sign up then...Then you can switch off your self-indulgent, "hysterical reactionary" web site that uses valuable internet bandwidth which I could then use to look at large breasted women. Just a thought.
Sun Dec 22 17:58:18 2002
green fairy dot com I would have to have a eight-hour week and at least fifteen weeks holiday a year before I would even consider dealing with just one nasty little shitty schoolchild.
Sun Dec 22 15:28:16 2002
Arse! So just of interest then Jacqui, and for the record, how much holiday do you get a year?
Sun Dec 22 15:16:18 2002
Jacqui I'm assuming you had very bad schooling but for must of us we enjoyed school and liked at least a few of our teachers! As for hard work it is! You have makring planning and creating resources to do. Also there is all the paper work and problems that you get from being a tutor there is a lot of work and I'm assung you must be still at school to be so immature!
Sun Dec 22 13:17:23 2002
Reality Cheque Everyone hated teachers in school, they were wankers. Everyone couldn't wait to leave school. Whay sort of sad bastard would want to back, and as a teacher. The same sort of mentality as traffic wardens, job centre pen pushers, you are braindead slaves doing the pointless dirty work of our hopeless and discredited system. Happy Christmas!
Sun Dec 22 01:30:48 2002
Give me a break... Teaching is hard work is it? Not very had work work when you have about 12 weeks off a year and finish at 3:30 every day. Sorry, OK somtimes you finish at 5pm when you've got marking to do, which involves ticking every other page with a red pen... And then there's the free periods where you get to sit in the staff room and remind each other how much work you've got to do. Let's try and think of a similar job where you have that much holiday and free time?? Times up, there isn't!!! Hard work my arse.
Sat Dec 21 17:52:34 2002
green fairy dot com Eeep, spelling.
Sat Dec 21 11:43:48 2002
green fairy dot com Unless they buggered you repeatedly in the showers or some such thing, I think you're probably old enough to stop complaining that you're teachers were truly horrible human bveings that ruined your entire life because they made you do your homework and actually, like, go to school, innit.
Sat Dec 21 11:42:01 2002
Reality Cheque But seriously though, nobody likes teachers so don't kid yourself.
Sat Dec 21 00:57:07 2002
Jacqui I enjoy it yes! And alot of people do think they'll make good teachers! It is a well known fact that pgce's are not as good as bEd teachers but still if you have the nack of teaching you'll be alright! Also you get paid for pgce so I say go for it! It's very hard work mind you! As for you battleman school is a nessercary thing and it's better to have nice teacher then crappy ones it all depends on where you are brought up. Me being in Devon I'm lucky cause it is nice here!
Fri Dec 20 19:15:59 2002
BattleM@n I considered doing a teaching degree for a week - but then I remembered how much I hated teachers at school and how they f**ked my life up royally and couldn't bring myself to do that to the kiddies. If I really like it at Uni, then I may chuck on the teaching and do a bit of college lecturing as that's not as bad....
Fri Dec 20 15:10:09 2002
Powerhouse Cheers Jacqui. I've got a computers degree, and I'd probably teach that (after PGCE) in Wales, secondary age. So you do do generally enjoy it then? Good! I think I'd be a good teacher - firm but fair and a good laugh in class, but I bet everybody thinks that at first don't they ;-). I've ordered an application pack and a prospectus, so I'll look over that and think about it some more. I haven't got msn and I couldn't download it just now, but ta for the ooffer, I may well take it up in the future!
Fri Dec 20 11:13:41 2002
mat I love that dead sour pickle stuff you get with yu' poppadoms (pappa-dons). I dunno if i could eat it for the rest of life. Does anyone know how to get java communicating with a CGI script? I really wanna add a high scrore table to my great snake game: www.landofconfusion.com/snakedemo.html
Thu Dec 19 22:15:45 2002
Soggster 'indides' I took this to mean a mix between undies and insides, which is perfectly acceptable to me, even if you made up your own word. PS My favourite word is "Quim" but i dont get to use it very often.
Thu Dec 19 18:00:05 2002
Jacqui I'm not an nqt yet I'm a bed so have spent 4 years training to be a teacher a longside doing my degree. What age are you thinking of teaching and where to? Have you done a degree and thinking of doing a PGCE or just a bed. I'm a maths secondary specialist and I love it sure you get the shits but you get the rewards that by far out wat the bad points. Do you have msn? I'd be happy to chat to you about it. Ask Craig for my msn if you do!
Thu Dec 19 14:35:40 2002
Powerhouse insides
Thu Dec 19 11:38:47 2002
Powerhouse If I had to eat just one meal for the rest of my life it would be pappadums (poppadoms) with mango chutney, mint yoghurt, that powdery coconut stuff and a vat of brinjal pickle. I fear my indides would go rotten within a couple of days, but what the hell eh?
Thu Dec 19 11:37:59 2002
Powerhouse Jac-Qui. Am I right in thinking you are a newly qualified teacher? I've been thinking about my career(!) over the last few days and the one option that keeps springing to mind is teacher.

But it gets such bad press as an occupation I'm a bit worried about takling those malicious kids. Is it as bad as the Daily Mail makes it out to be? Are you enjoying it? Have you got any advice for somebody thinking of doing it?

Thu Dec 19 01:14:23 2002
Jacqui Gremlins 2 is better lost boys was the only film to scare me mind you I was only 7 and my sisters were winding me up
Wed Dec 18 21:46:03 2002
walker godfather 2 is a sequel and one of the best films ever made.
Wed Dec 18 21:41:44 2002
mat I agree, the Lost Boys is fekkin' ace! But please let's not make a sequel. I hate sequels as a rule. Okay, okay, Terminator II was brilliant. but generally they're toss-o-rama-city-arizona.
Wed Dec 18 21:36:14 2002
plant Here's something about it - now residing in development hell apparantly... http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/lostboys2.html
Wed Dec 18 01:17:53 2002
plant I did read a rumour somewhere recently that there was going to be a sequel called 'The Lost Girls'...
Wed Dec 18 01:13:02 2002
craig 'the lost boys' was WAY ahead of its time. Its a classic. Why isn't there a sequal? It would provide work for the Corey kids.
Tue Dec 17 19:29:45 2002
BattleM@n Hey craig - share the wealth (of your broadband enabled area) and let us buy copies of the new series of '24' off you in VCD format :)
Tue Dec 17 17:52:19 2002
Powerhouse I watched air traffic control based thriller "Jet" the other day, starring the smouldering Kiefer Sutherland. "What a good looking bloke this is," I thought, "and not a bad actor either. He hasn't been in anything decent since The Lost Boys. Why is this?". I had forgotten about 24.
Tue Dec 17 16:31:53 2002
craig upto episode 7 of the new series of 24 now - been putting them on VCD (nero does that for me, thank god) and apart from the shit shit SHIT what were they thinking? idiots KIM storyline its excellent. Worth the download every week for sure, probably won't be here until like this time next year and i'm not waiting.
Mon Dec 16 23:24:39 2002
Soggster Cheers Σουβλακη. That'll teach me, i've been playing it for hours and was wondering why the indicators seemed to be randomly flashing.....what a dumbass! I've just got a copy of EDGE magazines special edition called RETRO, it's a bit pricey at £5 but a lovely mag, and a great read for and retro arcade fans like myself. In fact I might just spark up the mame cab tonight instead of the new stuff. Asteroids delux....the game of kings.
Mon Dec 16 23:11:13 2002
Bill, Maybe Ben, But Then Again I Could Be A Hen Good work
Mon Dec 16 17:42:25 2002
Kolnsence Well when i bought one it was rapped in a nice green coat made of plastic.It vibrated well too :)
Mon Dec 16 17:40:32 2002
Σουβλακη - Souvlaki Sogg's. I think you follow your cars indicators. This replaces a mapand is meant to be more realistic.
Mon Dec 16 10:23:59 2002
Soggster Does anyone know if you get a map in "the Getaway" because i haven't a clue as to where im supposed to be going. I draw the line at having to learn "The Knowledge" in order to play a game.
Sun Dec 15 23:52:20 2002
Flippy the Chimp DON'T SPANK THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GO ON THEN! SPANK IT GOOD!
Sun Dec 15 22:18:33 2002
craig ernst i've have no way of knowing who you are from those 2 posts and all my emails were answered upto friday. Have you even emailed sales to ask them? And i think i will get The Getaway for xmas if its as good as people are making out. Should have finished Jet Set Radio future by then!
Sun Dec 15 21:44:46 2002
The roadrunner I've never typed anything before here, but I saw that you were tlaking aboutthe Getaway. I'm no good at reviews, so I'm just going to say that it is absolutely brilliant, and a GTA beater. The camera angles can suck though, but it's not that major. And contrary to a lot of people, you can drive around the place mindlessly killing. Hurrah!!
Sun Dec 15 00:32:50 2002
Bill, Maybe Ben, But Then Again I Could Be A Hen Errr testing testing... 1... 2.... 3....anyone out there???hello.....anyone???arrrggghhhhhhhh....the elephants have taken the sheep... along with the cats coz the mice where talking to the catscoz the dogs had gone on strike, and now the seagulls are laying trip mines everywhereARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelpppppppppppppppppp....please??please...please..please.pleasepleaspleapleplpBOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sat Dec 14 16:41:15 2002
Ernst I have been waiting for nearly a week, and nothing has arrived yet... This is a Xmas present, and I it doesn't arrive by Wednesday, I will have to cancel the order.
Sat Dec 14 14:03:04 2002
Ernst Craig...Trying to get a reply from you seems to be a bit hard. Are you around, or on holiday?
Sat Dec 14 13:59:39 2002
Soggster 'The Getaway' So, first impressions, the cinematic sequences are good, and the acting seems to be above the usual video game shite. Beware, if getting this for kids, it has a lot of swearing, in fact every other word is fuck or wanker. The driving sections of the game are very good, with a much more realistic physics model, and graphics compared to gta3. I'm yet to decide if this is a good or bad thing. There are sections out of the car, shooting etc, and the free floating camera is rubbish, not alowing you to see people stood 2 feet away shooting you etc. the out of car controlls are a bit naff too, taking a long time to get used to. The difficulty curve is a little steep, especially in the first shootout. Took me loads of goes to get it sorted. All in all not bad. But gta3 seems to be more of a fun pick up and play game than this.
Fri Dec 13 19:35:52 2002
craig i likes the look of that, is it upto gta3 standards, give us a little review.
Fri Dec 13 19:16:00 2002
Soggster True enough green. I have just got a copy of "The Getaway" on PS2....either my gaming prowess has eluded me, or it's quite difficult. Pretty good though.
Fri Dec 13 18:39:06 2002
green fairy dot com i give just because I like buying people stuff, don't care if I never get anything in return. Why would I care what everybody else does?
Fri Dec 13 14:17:17 2002
Soggster The old birthday near christmas thing is a bit of a shitter when you're a kid. You have mates that have a birthday in june, and they get a new bike! I would never have got a new bike for my birthday. My brothers birthday is on the 19th of december, so birthdays where never a big deal in our house. As for christmas on the other hand, i was spoilt rotten.....huzzar. In some sort of bizzare twist of logic, my weight seems to be going down on the run up to christmas, crazy. Tomorrow I shall be babysitting my niece and nephew for the first time, hopefully they will be in bed asleep the whole time iam there. I'am a bit of a child-o-phobe.
Thu Dec 12 23:14:25 2002
Jacqui I'm not saying I remember the good old days I am just saying it is a shame that it is all giving to recieve now and crap!
Thu Dec 12 19:36:13 2002
mat How old d'yu have to be to remember a christmas that didn't revolove around buying stuff? When I was a little kid (instead of the big kid I am now) I didn't have to buy stuff, my mum bought all the prezzies I gave to everyone (including her).
Thu Dec 12 18:14:40 2002
green fairy dot com Are you old enough to remember a Christmas tradition that wasn't about buying stuff? Whatever you think you're missing you never had.
Thu Dec 12 16:00:37 2002
mat Yeah, we all know christmas is a big bag o' shite deep down but it still has some good points like: 1) you can get dead pissed every day and no one accuses you of being an alchoholic.2) There's often parties going on (where you can get pissed again).3) People often return to their home town and you can catch up with old mates you aint seen for ages (and get pissed with 'em)5) There's usually lots of food about, if not at your own house someone else's (they usually have booze as well so you can get pissed)4) There's sometimes good telly on (which you can watch whilst getting pissed)5) You usually get a coupla days of work (so you can get pissed)
Thu Dec 12 12:47:43 2002
Father Christmas Oh, and merry Christmas. Ho ho ho.
Wed Dec 11 23:55:04 2002
Father Christmas Fuck you. And fuck the Jehovahs Witnesses too. Well nobody else will. Knock on my door you bastards, you will get a bomb down your chimney. Cunts.
Wed Dec 11 23:49:19 2002
Jacqui Aren't you all a bit old to still think xmas is all a big present giving thing! THe whole thing is crap really we lost the many traditions of xmas to the shop hye years ago!
Wed Dec 11 23:25:33 2002
craig yeah what a scam your birthday on xmas, parents and friends laughing all the way to the bank! Once knew this kid was was a jahovas witness, no xmas or birthday at all... what a bloody swizz. It was always uncomfortable when people asked him what he got for xmas.
Wed Dec 11 21:56:26 2002
mat No seriously, happy birthday. Bit close to Christmas aye it? Huh, I bet you have to have 'joint' birthday and christmas prezzies don't ya? Hey, I bet Jesus had that problem as well - and all his toys were hand-made wooden things made by his (foster) dad. No, but seriously etc. etc.
Wed Dec 11 20:29:01 2002
Soggster Thank you for your kind words.
Wed Dec 11 19:48:15 2002
BattleM@n Big Up Tha' Soggster! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Wed Dec 11 18:32:59 2002
Powerhouse Your Birthday isn't just a day that comes and hurries by. It's time to think of things we've shared - together - you and I. It's a chance to say you're in my thoughts very often all year through. It's a time for me to say how much I fondly think of you. Happy Birthday Soggster!
Wed Dec 11 16:49:09 2002
Soggster It was my birthday yesterday. I recieved an ironingboard cover that had a lady in her skimpies on it, at when it gets hot, they disappear.
Wed Dec 11 10:11:20 2002
craigxixix You know what i really hate and also don't understand - when a bad dream can depress you most of the day, its not right. Not right at all. Sometimes though i'll wake up and feel a good sence of relief that it was a dream and feel good about that all day. Makes no sence. slightly like the first part of this post.
Wed Dec 11 02:27:03 2002
Powerhouse Bless me rantback for I have sinned, It's been a few hours since my last confession. Last night I dreamt that I had parked a caravan in the street, where it got clamped (70 quid removal fee). Obviously distraught by this, I returned to my car (parked away from the caravan) only to find that too had been clamped (another 70 quid). It depressed me for the entire morning. Am I possessed?
Wed Dec 11 01:15:32 2002
Fred Elliot (Foghorn Leghorn) Tonight, I say tonight, Matthew I'm going, I say I'm going... oh, I can't be bothered.
Tue Dec 10 23:42:23 2002
Uncle Fucker And this has to be the quote of the week from that Corry faggot (taken from BBC website) - "I suddenly felt somebody come up behind me and whizz me round so I was face down on the bed and then I felt a prick on my throat.". LMFAO. Probably unfamiliar to him, as the prick is usually DOWN his throat...
Tue Dec 10 23:15:27 2002
Mathew Kelly Yes, yes, I am gay, and indeed my wife is fully aware of it. Much the same as my old pal Barrymore. I'm keeping it quiet until my ratings plummet, then zipppp, I'm out of the closet quicker than John Leslies knob in a rape situation. Ratings soar, and I'm top of ITV's Saturday lineup once more. Erm, until I sodomise, and then murder some fella in a gay, drug fueled orgy...
Tue Dec 10 23:10:54 2002
craig I bloody knew that guy from corination street must be bent, i told everyone when he claimed that rent boy broke into his house and stabbed him (maybe gay terminology) he would have actually picked him up somewhere, and i'll be telling my gran too, as she insisted he was straight. I'll tell you who else is bent too - Mathew Kelly, and i don't care if hes married.
Tue Dec 10 23:06:29 2002
mat Thanks PowerHouse. sorry, i must have missed it "a few months ago". What's everyone getting/giving for Christmas? I need some ideas. I wanted a GB32 but my mum won't get me one...
Tue Dec 10 12:44:55 2002
Powerhouse WWW.RATEMYCAMELTOE.COM. I LINKED TO IT A FEW MONTHS AGO (AT GREAT PERSONAL EXPENSE MIGHT i ADD). GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION.
Tue Dec 10 12:30:13 2002
Powerhouse Fernando Martinez was on the (real life) radio this morning advertising Vice City. It was a very surreal moment for me, as if I started reading an opinion piece on immigrants in the Daily Mail written by Sickdick.
Tue Dec 10 12:20:34 2002
D Martin Hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
Tue Dec 10 10:21:47 2002
Trashcity limited supply and there is no reason why ?
Mon Dec 9 19:17:31 2002
mat Has anyone heard of a site called "rate my camels foot"? I wanna rate some camels feet.
Mon Dec 9 18:30:00 2002
Sir Lurkalot Oh great the formating didn't work.
Mon Dec 9 16:02:05 2002
Sir Lurkalot Really ? God, I can just imagine the gameplay,YOU ARE IN A ROOM. THERE IS A DOOR. A ROBOT IS HERE WITH NOTHING.> OPEN DOORI DON'T UNDERSTAND "OPEN"> PUSH ROBOTI DON'T UNDERSTAND "PUSH"> HIT ROBOTI DON'T UNDERSTAND "HIT"> HELPCOMMANDS : NORTH,EAST,SOUTH,WEST,BUGGER,ANALLY RAPE,BRUTALISE,SODOMISE,MARMITE DRILL,STINKY SANCHEZ,GET,EXIT
Mon Dec 9 16:00:38 2002
Soggster Plant in the winner, you had to rape a robot to get past the last door to escape the ship. Very nice for your 8 year old boy gamer. jeez
Mon Dec 9 09:24:07 2002
shogun2k Read C4 teletext page 176 now.Its a shame but may well be true. Im getting a gamecube for the great exclusives but I hope Nint-endo dont step up the "fuck Europe" policy after the recent sales dips. Dreamcas-t -Yeah it has great graphics (which makes it all the worse to see it fail so badly) and of course piracy out of the box so we can play our emus and all the nice US and Jap games (Ikaruga , is amazing, and is only 20meg) that never made it to these shores. I heartily reccomend downloading Ikaruga, from IRC (packetnews.com / mydownloader.com) or from newsgroups. Its a shame to have to but its £80 + shipping or an hour on 56k :(.
Mon Dec 9 08:54:08 2002
Kneel before Zod.. When people say they hate Msoft, the basic answer you get is because they do...The real reason is people resent mega-successful companies. Anyway, I think the Game cube will go the way of the Dreamcast, which is a similar shame. Personally I think Nintendo should get out of hardware and do what they do best, write great games, on everybody elses platforms. Imagine a nintendo game with the power of the Xbox... Xbox momemtum will grow and grow in the UK, and the big difference between Msoft and Nintendo is that XBox Europe is run and managed from the UK (in Reading). Nintendo UK is basically a distribution centre with a bit of sales and marketing. As an aside, I was driving around Reading recently and I saw a black S-Type Jag (the new shape) with the plate "Xbox 1" or similar, he also had the green Xbox logo underneath his s-type badge!I wonder who he worked for?
Mon Dec 9 08:11:49 2002
plant Did it get banned because of something to do with raping a robot?!?
Mon Dec 9 01:20:05 2002
Soggster Time for a spot of "Ship of doom" i got mine before they banned it. Must be worth a mint now. Does anyone other than me have a copy, or know why they banner it?Answers on a self adressed rantback.
Mon Dec 9 00:58:51 2002
BattleM@n OMG! Me too!!! The DC does have better graphics, as the PS2 has no in-built anti-aliasing properties, etc. But anyway, why would you want to play on Monster Maze when you could have Head Over Heels or Castle Master instead ;)
Mon Dec 9 00:54:08 2002
craig My reasons for saying its finished is simply the sales figures. Interestingly of all my games consoles I still play on the Dreamcast the most, and controversially i think the DC has better, sharper and faster graphics than the PS2. Sony do have the best adverts. However the Xbox is clearly the best power wise and will make me a fantastic DIVX (etc etc) player!
Mon Dec 9 00:36:05 2002
shogun2k The problem with people saying "its msoft" is that they are all ignorant pricks who now nothing. Ask your mate why? he'll say cus there evil. Well if bringing homecompuiting to the world while screwing a few people over is "evil" then lets burn every company in the world. I bet your mate goes to McDonalds Et Al. Battle@man , I apoligise, I assumed you were some annoying fanboy but obviously not :). Oh and yes Nintendo hate Europe and screw it constantly so what happens in the UK means nothing to them :( which is a shame for use but thats the way it goes
Sun Dec 8 21:11:54 2002
Soggster I just spent 2 hours loading, then playing 3D monster maze on my ZX81. The gameplay and tension rival any of the so called survival horror games on the so called next generation consoles. 3D monster maze is the daddy of them all. Damn....just knocked the ram pack.
Sun Dec 8 12:32:31 2002
Kneel before Zod.. I have all 3 current consoles and I think it's Game Over for the game cube. Their chance to come second to Sony would have been this Xmas (when the majority of console buying goes on). Nintendo have really screwed up Xmas here in the UK with a pretty limited lineup. They should have had Metroid ready, the US and Japan have it!Xbox will come second to the PS2 in this generation of console wars. It really is deal of the centuary, Msoft wants to buy your business! You can get an Xbox, Halo, Splinter Cell, Jet Set Radio and Sega GT2002 for £179.99 from Gamestation! Halo and Splinter Cell are two of the best titles this year on any platform. I think the reason the Xbox hasn't cleaned up is because it's Msoft. I was talking to someone at work who was thinking of getting the latest Xbox bundle and he said "I know it's the technically the best, but I just can't bring myself to buy something from Msoft". Then I showed him Halo and Splinter Cell and he bought one yesterday!
Sun Dec 8 09:53:15 2002
BattleM@n Sure - you're right about that. I have two dreamcasts and they're both great. HOWEVER - I rate PS2 equally to GameCube, though slightly lower than to the GBA....
Sun Dec 8 02:05:34 2002
shogun2k If you find the "third place" ad's targeted towards adults (mature adults I mean) then you are misguided, despite those terrible ad's the reason why Sony are succesfull is due to their advertising, I mean look at the dreamcast, technically superior to the PS2 with 30+ GOOD (not mediocre) titles compared to the PS2's 5 , maybe 10, it failed because sega screwed up the advertising , people were unaware of the Dreamcast even though it was obvious that it was the better machine. It'll all come back on us sooner or later, THANK GOD for the GBA keeping Nintendo in the big money and thus keeping a small srap of genius alive in the games industry.
Sun Dec 8 01:28:03 2002
BattleM@n OK....something tells me that shogun2k is either a little bit too young or a little bit too silly for his own good =) Anyway, to clarify for those who need it *WINK WINK*, I was hinting that maybe I prefered the advertising of Sony because they treat me as if I was an adult and not a four year old - unlike nintendo who target their products to a younger audience.
Sun Dec 8 01:01:41 2002
Jacqui I have to agree with shogun2k I have all the consoles and my fav has and always will be nintendo anyday! I love mario party just played it for 5 hours non stop!
Sat Dec 7 21:05:59 2002
shogun2k It was all part of the hilarity, NOT a spelling mistake
Sat Dec 7 18:38:09 2002
plant 'knmows'?
Sat Dec 7 18:07:50 2002
shogun2k battlem@n knmows not how to spell, too easy? you decide.Either way if Mario Sunshine is a kiddies game then so be it , but youll be missing out on a game with the BEST game-play youll come accross. The problem with the whole Kiddies argument is that once you look past the fools spurting it you realise that the so-called kiddie games are some of the most challenging ( I challenge you to complete Mario 64 without losing a life, if you can then its a kiddie game), graphically stunning games about, and have some actual originality , for example super monkey ball , pikmin.
Sat Dec 7 16:04:15 2002
BattleM@n shogun2k knows not the concept of hypocrisy....nor the power of advertising that sells games rather than kiddy toys......
Sat Dec 7 14:20:31 2002
Powerhouse Actually, last time I lived in the big city, some fucker broke into MY house and stole MY girlfriend's bag. I remember lying in bed and seeing the bag getting dragged towards the slightly open doorway by the perpetrator, but I was so dozy I didn't realise what was going on. I spent the ten minutes after they ran off prowling up and down the back yard with a huge carving knife in my hand - I would have stabbed the fucks if I'd found them. Anyway I later saw the funny side as all they nicked was an old handbag, a hairbrush and a box of 12 Tampax (and my housemate's 120 pound coat, but I never liked him anyway!). The city, what a dump.
Sat Dec 7 01:18:52 2002
Powerhouse It must be so exciting living in the big city. Last time we saw any helicopter action a black silent machine like Airwolf was loitering around the fields out the back, lights out. Turns out they were on the trail of The Beast of Brynna. No trace of the mythical creature was ever found......... .. .. .
Sat Dec 7 01:02:47 2002
shogun2k Finished? , not by a long shot , the gamecube has got some genuinely GOOD games (not sequels rehashes , cheap upgrades , mindless/ souless crap that you might find on say the PS2)and alot on the way. Mario Sunshine, Luigis Mansion, eternal Darkness, resident evil Zero and resident evil and in the future, the Final fantasy games, Metroid, ZELDA more marion , more zelda and much much more, I havnt even bought this console but their is no doubting Nintendos lineage and the fact they make GOOD , GOOD games whether or not they are popular. Back in the days of the N64 everyone knew it had the best games , RARE pumped out 5 amazing titles, in-house many more but it was no where near as succesfull as the PSX, mainly because the public are STUPID, being hooked by NOT INGAME FOOTAGE advertising and cheap updates is mugs game and the games playing public will pay for it when nintendo and Sega realise that they can make more money churning out movie tie ins, and when that day comes the industry dies.
Fri Dec 6 23:54:24 2002
GRAIL I'll give you £50 for the blue BMW.
Fri Dec 6 18:30:16 2002
GRAIL aye, it was hanging round the coast for aaaages, I thought they just had it out for a spin, then the search beam went on, and it flew up the coast road. ACTION!Your ghetto is not half as bad as Sunderland. We had the search beam going RIGHT through our 'house'... it was pretty cool. Glad I'm not there anymore though.I just got back from teaching some kiddies... I made a little boy cry! Kids are so sensitive these days.... anyway, a different batch of kids who I help teach are busking in Newcastle tomorrow.... come see, and give generously! Gail needs a new pair of shoes.
Fri Dec 6 18:08:11 2002
BattleM@n Me Want Competition =)
Fri Dec 6 14:04:01 2002
craig you are right gail it was out last night, it was right above the house for a while, but then it is almost every night. Damn i need to move to the country, i live in a fucking ghetto.
Thu Dec 5 19:19:04 2002
Johnsy Suckdick (sic) I bet you wear womens underwear........
Thu Dec 5 19:03:31 2002
GRAIL Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh the police helicopter is out! ooooooooohhhh... CRAIG!! it's heading up to town, I reckon.... follow it!
Thu Dec 5 00:51:02 2002
Soggster Sickdick, I am obviously not hard enough. Johnsy matey, what a nightmare. You could tell the police to look for someone with soap suds on their shoes, and a piece of toilet roll stuck to their heel, because that's what i have to avoid when trying to get to your back door. Probably some kids masquerading as carol singers. Tuneless sods.
Wed Dec 4 23:35:29 2002
Johnsy Some scumbag nicked my girlfriends handbag out of the kitchen tonight - suppose it serves us right for not locking the door. The hassle involved is unreal though, cancelling cards etc house keys and work keys were in there too - locksmith coming tomorrow to change the locks - bet that will be cheap (not) - and heres me trying to be thrifty so I can buy some nice Christmas presents - Jesus we phoned the Police 2 mins after it happened (8pm) it is now 22:27 and still they havnt been.......bet If I had a light out on me car or was doing 32 in a 30 zone etc - rant over.
Wed Dec 4 22:29:31 2002
Soggster No, it wasn't Henry Africas it was Blue bell, Schnapps Bar, Club 2000. Henry's has turned into a youth club, and at 31 I no longer qualify. My dad has a car dealer type website thingy http://www.rstokesandson.co.uk/splash.htm its quite fancy really. Take your pick of Quality used cars...blah blah blah. Enough of that. Just been to watch 'Die another day', not bad at all. The surfing on the icey tidal wave was shit, but the rest of it was OK. Lots of sexyness and cars and things blowing up. Top do.
Wed Dec 4 12:08:07 2002
Dr Who I have solved your mystery competition Craig, and the answer is "Penile Scrapeostomy". What do I win?
Wed Dec 4 11:34:52 2002
Noel's Stunt Co-ordinator I feel fucking terrible about lying to Noel about being qualified, but in my defence he wasn't paying very well, and the offer of a threesome with Cheggers and Philbin wasn't exactly up my street. Anyway, I did my time, and Noel did Mr Blobby...
Wed Dec 4 01:11:38 2002
Michael Lush Yes, I have a large wooden box (about 6 foot long) that I'd like to swap for just about anything, although a working bungee rope would be nice.
Tue Dec 3 14:49:19 2002
Noel Edmonds Has anyone got anything they would like to swap
Tue Dec 3 10:29:19 2002
Σουβλακη - Souvlaki http://www.cloud10.org/newimages26/jaylobj.wmv
Tue Dec 3 10:11:21 2002
Craig OK, xmas is coming and i have finally worked out a competition, it will be ready this week and its a MYSTERY SOLVING one. First person to solve it wins... anything they want from the site, or several things or whatever.
Tue Dec 3 00:21:33 2002
craig no, they still have £6000 of my money.
Tue Dec 3 00:20:28 2002
djgarf hi craig,just wondered if u got a refund from lik sang yet as a couple of my mates just recieved their's!
Mon Dec 2 21:40:29 2002
Sickdick BORINGGGGGGGGG MOTHERRRRRRRRRRR FUKERRRRRRRRRR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,C,mon soggster FIGHT me ya red headed soak........I,ll even let ya have a head start........you can use Jacqui's head as a mace!.....C'MON..Ave.A..Go..If..You..Think...you,re..Hard..Enuff.............
Mon Dec 2 20:18:50 2002
GRAIL I need a car. What's the cheapest you can sort me?
Mon Dec 2 20:11:15 2002
Jacqui Why is it we all get boring in serious relationships. I'm a right boring old cow now! All I think of when I do IF I do go out is how I'd much rather be at home snuggled up! How sad is that! God I'm DEPRESED!
Mon Dec 2 17:42:38 2002
walker which flange pit was it, henry africas???
Mon Dec 2 10:53:39 2002
Soggster My dad is a car dealer, and so is my brother, it's a tough old game. I on the other hand do not wish to get my hands dirty, so I do other things. As is traditional with someone of my new, 'single' status, I went out on the piss at the weekend, friday, I got to bed at 4:30am completely pissed, and saturday night only managed a measley 2am. I must admit that I have become soft in my old age, and it will probably take until well into the new year to recover from 2 days of binge drinking. I even at one stage stumbled onto the dancefloor of the local flange pit, and started to dance. After only 30 seconds a team of paramedics rushed onto the dancefloor to check if i'd swallowed my tongue. They also disturbed the neon flashing sign that illuminated above my head as soon as i stepped on the dancefloor. The sign hovered mere inches adove my head with the phrase "come, come see the freak" in bright red letters. I shall not be dancing in the future. I didn't even get a sniff of a pull, so it's back to the jamjar full of warm liver for me, and the Portnoids cream of course.
Mon Dec 2 00:31:15 2002
craig i know its all true ain't it, dying on its feet. bahhh not my fault i swear i'm just like so busy these days, i will make an effort honest!
Sun Dec 1 22:07:39 2002
Jacqui Oh dear the amount of posts in here has a direct correlation to craigs!
Sun Dec 1 21:20:29 2002
Doc Cox from That's Life Adrian, I know. I miss our vegetable fun.
Sat Nov 30 10:50:34 2002
Adrian Mills I have a penis shaped like a parsnip, if that helps at all?
Sat Nov 30 00:14:53 2002
Doc Cox from That's Life Eeeee, what sorta experiences have folks had with eBay? Has anybody got a big overall negative feedback rating they are proud of? Or has anyone picked up a bargain? Is it worth flogging all of a person's stock on eBay? Is this just too boring to answer?
Sat Nov 30 00:08:52 2002
Sickdick Eeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEE, MOTHERRRRRRRR FUKERRRRRRRR,got me payment accepted at last, gonna get down wit my BAD self, and play gameboy wit a clear screen, Eeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Fri Nov 29 23:05:27 2002
GRAIL SURE SURE.... give away stuff.... I've heard THAT before..... STILLLLL WAITING for my prize.......... ICE ICE BABY.
Fri Nov 29 10:45:22 2002
craig because i'm a lazy bastard. I'm going to put up all my warez on one simple page sometime soon, everything i've ever made that i can still find. And i still want to do a xmas competition and give away stuff.
Thu Nov 28 11:04:54 2002
Winer Milly 2: The first frontier Why can I not download Jet set willy 2 from this site like I used to? Most of the links in that page are dead now.
Wed Nov 27 22:59:40 2002
plant Ah yes. 'Hot Shot City' - Track 6 I believe. That'll be the one where half way through he does a kind of talky bit saying 'Oh Baby you look so good in those jeans oooh'. Great song, but I prefer 'All The Right Moves' from his 'Knight Lover' album (German Import).
Wed Nov 27 19:08:49 2002
Powerhouse Why not buy Looking For - Best Of David Hasselhof for the special lady in your life this Christmas? I've heared the song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
Wed Nov 27 15:58:13 2002
green fairy dot com Powerhouse darling, I applaud you. Didn't even make it throught two chapters myself before having to put it down yawning.
Wed Nov 27 12:33:53 2002
craig it may as well be a bloody repeat, as soon as i saw her babysitting for a dodgy family you could see where it was going. It has nothing to do with blackmailing jack this time though, it just happens to be taking place on the same day that LA is going to be nuked. Lame. Spoils it. They should have just written kim out.
Tue Nov 26 18:13:35 2002
Powerhouse I read the first two chapters of the first Harry Potter, but it was like reading a kids book (even though people have said "ooh it's not a kids book, it's for adults as well. Honest"). I didn't enjoy it, but I quite enjoyed the film.
Tue Nov 26 16:36:43 2002
Craig You sure your not downloading repeats of 24?
Tue Nov 26 16:36:03 2002
Powerhouse Oh yeah, like fuckin SPOILER ALERT, why not eh? Hope you enjoy your 180 quid GENESIS player Craig. Phil Collins Story Part 2 (The Eighties) on Radio 2 this saturday.
Tue Nov 26 12:20:38 2002
craig I was showing someone how to use kazaa lite and we downloaded a version of harry potter and it turned out to be excellent quality, unfortunately there was not enough time to watch all of it, but I saw half and it looked like great fun! On a similar note i've been watching the new series of 24 which i've been downloading every week since the new series started in the US and KIM HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN. Enough said.
Mon Nov 25 23:07:01 2002
Jacqui WEll I think they are nothing on the books! Saw the new bond film also which was just another bond film so if you like em you'll like it!
Mon Nov 25 22:05:25 2002
Soggster I went to see the new harry potter film at the brand new local UCI cinema, it was pretty good. I took a small child so as not to look like a wierdo, it's fairly scary for the under 10's, but all n all a good effort.
Mon Nov 25 20:46:24 2002
Craig I want Mark Hamil to win. No. erm... the one from take that, as he seems to be unable to offend anyone, and i'd like to see him back in the charts, yeeeahhh TAKE THAT!
Mon Nov 25 18:57:47 2002
Cyan House What do you call a man who works just as hard as a woman???A Lazy Bastard!!!:)
Sun Nov 24 20:05:51 2002
GRAIL god no! not my cup of tea.
Sun Nov 24 17:41:59 2002
green fairy dot com Anne 'Cot Death' Diamond?
Sun Nov 24 11:39:26 2002
Myopic Mike Cor yeah! Id crawl through a barrel of broken glass just to stick matches in her shit.
Sat Nov 23 00:28:33 2002
Short-Sighted Cyril Heyyyy, have you seen that tasty bird Anne Diamond on Celebrity Big Brother... she's hot!
Fri Nov 22 19:50:06 2002
Sir Lurkalot Do you mind ? We are having "quiet time" in here at the moment ;-)
Fri Nov 22 16:20:16 2002
Sickdick MOTHERRRR FUCKERRRRRRRRR,can,t order replacement screens , as worldpay is down, ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fri Nov 22 16:16:08 2002
Sir Lurkalot No, it was Col. Mustard. In the Library, with the Candlestick.
Fri Nov 22 16:13:46 2002
Jacqui No it was pc silly!!!
Fri Nov 22 15:06:45 2002
Powerhouse "Gone With The Wind"! Hohoho!
Fri Nov 22 15:05:26 2002
Sir Lurkalot The Great Escape ?
Fri Nov 22 15:03:11 2002
Powerhouse Right. hehehe.... ....... ..............
Fri Nov 22 15:00:50 2002
Sir Lurkalot Nah, It was "Far from the Madenning Crowd". Your go.
Fri Nov 22 14:43:16 2002
Powerhouse I didn't, dunno about anyone else though. You?
Fri Nov 22 14:26:18 2002
GRAIL Ewww did you go see them?
Fri Nov 22 13:10:06 2002
Powerhouse Goldfinger.
Fri Nov 22 11:03:34 2002
Sir Lurkalot How about Charades ? I'll go first ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... there!
Fri Nov 22 10:54:44 2002
andyr0ck all the talk of Myra makes me think of Morris' 'pulp-esque' video in Brasseye - decline; "Every time i see your picture, Myra, I have to find a prostitute that looks like you and hire her."hoo-hoOO! bad...
Fri Nov 22 10:30:13 2002
Powerhouse No, I know it's pubes. Filthy.
Fri Nov 22 09:25:22 2002
Stumpy My mornings usually start with a P. That or a good Ertha.
Thu Nov 21 23:38:28 2002
Sickdick I,d like to see your little eye jacqui. especially if it starts with a pee.
Thu Nov 21 23:28:18 2002
craig PIE!
Thu Nov 21 23:01:52 2002
Sir Lurkalot Ping Pong table ?
Thu Nov 21 21:11:47 2002
Jacqui No lets play I spy! I spy with my little eye something beginning with p!
Thu Nov 21 20:44:49 2002
Σουβλακη - Souvlaki Hit :(
Thu Nov 21 15:52:11 2002
Soggster You sank my coracle!
Thu Nov 21 14:54:47 2002
Sir Lurkalot I'm bored. Does anyone fancy a game of battleships? I'll go first, er... B4
Thu Nov 21 13:44:11 2002
Sickdick Krays don't qualify as serial killers, gangland executioners maybe but not serial killers. And myra did BRING the kids to brady knowing he was gonna rape and torture and kill em, and she did it that more than once.
Thu Nov 21 11:58:44 2002
green fairy dot com Always pleased to help the underpriviledged. Yes i did, but I posted it mostly because I was amazed that any politician would admit to his country having a less than sparkling white past. Unimaginable to consider Bush doing the same.
Thu Nov 21 11:40:42 2002
craigixiixixixixxixxxxx GREEN i was too stupid to workout if you subscribed to jack straws views on the old empire or not, can you tell me so i can maybe put accross my possibly uneducated and slightly illiterate views?
Thu Nov 21 02:53:46 2002
Powerhouse Hey man I love u aal, dontcha worry bout it. Not 1 rant about wcko Jacko?? He's a loony to be sure, Dead by 01/12/03 I'll bet.
Thu Nov 21 00:33:01 2002
craig CHANNEL 4 - ARRRRGGHHHHHHH!
Thu Nov 21 00:14:30 2002
craig Talking of Myra how come didn't they drive her body through the streets of london so the locals could cheer and wave like they did with those other serial killing scum the krays?
Wed Nov 20 23:50:28 2002
mat It is quiet in here innit, i hope it wasn't my Myra comment? I'm on the "follow Maria in the Helicopter" mission on GTA3 now, 79% of the game done!. Amazing game.
Wed Nov 20 22:45:48 2002
craig arrrr its pretty quiet in here, and even i don't have anything to say. Apart form my moans about GTA vice being a bit of a dissapointment, very short and the difficulty curve just isn't there. The funny thing is that i'll probably keep playing GTA3 for fun, but i probably won't bother with gta vice again.
Wed Nov 20 19:51:18 2002
Charlie's Angel's - Come On... Check out my new website, featuring Northern Cats singing "Independant Woman". N-Joy... http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/
Tue Nov 19 21:44:32 2002
craig nahhh it was the real deal, the cheque was with it and everything, i've paid it in and i am waiting for my part of the legacy to clear.
Tue Nov 19 14:22:46 2002
mat I think we should have a minutes silence for Myra. Oh, no, it should be a minutes SHOUTING shouldn't it?
Tue Nov 19 12:30:24 2002
A beastie boy I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Tue Nov 19 11:08:33 2002
Cap'n Superfluous Intergalactic? Planetary? Planetary? Intergalactic?
Tue Nov 19 08:01:16 2002
Soggster I appologise for yesterdays drunked outburst. I do hope you can all forgive me.
Mon Nov 18 23:59:12 2002
Dylan!!!!!!!!!! Craig the site rocks i love the links!!Cant wait for my GBA+F2L :D!!!!!
Mon Nov 18 21:59:04 2002
Lord Longdead What are you all talking about? Myra is a lovely misunderstood lady. What, she's dead? Me too? FUCK!
Mon Nov 18 18:50:53 2002
Sir Lurkalot So Craig, did this fancy solicitor's letter ask you to wire them £500 to cover "legal expenses" before they'd send you your money ?
Mon Nov 18 18:48:11 2002
M. Theresa I have been filled with the Love of Christ.
Mon Nov 18 15:52:44 2002
Myra H. The devil has his cock up my bum :-(
Mon Nov 18 10:53:37 2002
craig I don't think we really care about Myra, she just does not have the comedy appeal of fred 'he makes ladies dead' and rose.
Mon Nov 18 00:21:08 2002
Soggster I'm pissed, zbbbbahhhhhhhh, kentucky....ahhhhhhh, cant see properly....mmmm. Bums and fannyies, genius. And the word quim. No 1. on the things to do before i die list is "compete in the Haxey Hood". I thank you.
Sun Nov 17 23:52:48 2002
Sickdick Ahhhhhhhh, the penny drops...........just looked at your site green fairy, very good it is too, I loved the hatemail, so SERIOUS, wot larks.
Sun Nov 17 16:17:28 2002
Sickdick My fav was "The Final Outrage 'she died in peace'" Mail again I,m afraid (knot)I think they would have prefered "she died in pieces"..........I also love the way it opens the death penalty debate again, I personally would love to attend a public execution, we could have them at our national stadium....if we had one...it would sell thousands of tickets more than the fa cup.yeah with cheerleaders too.... yeah blonde cheerleaders..blonde cheerleaders without pants on...............I gotta go................................................................
Sun Nov 17 16:02:52 2002
Jacqui Craig mate can I ask you a favour just spotted a bargin car online andf it's near you can you go have a look at it for me and if it is good I'll come pick it up?
Sun Nov 17 15:18:06 2002
green fairy dot com Craig. You have managed to set up a lovely, short title for yout July archives, thus referrals from that page do not send my marvellous blue layout into spasm, kindly implement the same for your main page. Oh, and it's 'YOU'RE living in the past'.
Sun Nov 17 13:43:14 2002
green fairy dot com I can't believe no-one on here has mentioned Myra Hindley yet - come on, I expected lots of frothing, Daily Mail style comments along the lines of 'Let the bitch burn in hell'. Have you suddenly all gone reasonable on me?
Sun Nov 17 13:29:53 2002
Sickdick Ahhhh, young Jacqui, I bet your all soft and cuddly, and smell nice too....even your naughty bits.................................ahhhhhh ...a condor moment....................
Sun Nov 17 12:28:06 2002
Jacqui_UK Who watched that best sellers of all times I thought Bohemian Rhapsody would win, but no it was candle in the wind another chance to praise princess diana!!!
Sun Nov 17 10:18:56 2002
Denton Denton's cry over the radio of "This whole town is infested with killer cockroaches, repeat, KILLER COCKROACHES!"
Sun Nov 17 02:11:30 2002
i'm your mom Buy and wear a wig!
Sun Nov 17 01:38:16 2002
Sickdick The brixton quip was good by the way.
Sat Nov 16 20:01:19 2002
Sickdick I too have choked my chicken.
Sat Nov 16 19:57:38 2002
green fairy dot com Too morbid? Jaysus, you don't contemplate the meaning of life much.
Sat Nov 16 17:04:00 2002
Jacqui I'm not going to bit too morbid for me!
Sat Nov 16 15:59:40 2002
Powerhouse Have a bisexual experience. Great idea Soggster, you'll have to post your list when it's complete. I'm gonna draw up my own list I think.

Are YOU?

Sat Nov 16 01:06:57 2002
BattleM@n ....Swim with Dolphins, tell a "B"-list celebrity to "Fuck Off" right in their face, have a sexual experience with a miscellanious kitchen implement, get roadrage whilst playing tennis and fart....
Sat Nov 16 01:06:10 2002
Soggster Cheers, I've done some of those already. Some good ones though. I've killed a chicken, raced a car, streaked (at a party), done some 'charidy' work. Ponytail thing maybe hard as i'm a complete cueball. Record a song, now thats going on the list. I'm so shit at singing. magic
Sat Nov 16 00:53:01 2002
Powerhouse Spread boot polish on your face and spend the evening strolling around Brixton exclaiming "Yo! Gettin down wid me niggas, where's me bitch bro?"
Sat Nov 16 00:38:11 2002
Powerhouse Grow a Seaman ponytail, learn to horsejump, learn the banjo / ragtime guitar style, eat dog, kill a chicken, drive to the med.
Sat Nov 16 00:19:08 2002
Powerhouse Lose weight?..... ;-) Um, write % record a song/songs, race a car, dedicate a period of time to work for a good cause, race a triathlon, streak, go vegitarian, have an affair, throw a television out the window.
Sat Nov 16 00:15:20 2002
Soggster Johnsy and I are compiling a list of things to do before we die, any suggestions would be gratefully recieved.
Sat Nov 16 00:09:07 2002
Soggster Oh no. I'm putting weight back on. Fat Bastard. This week I have mostly been out socialising and trying not to become a billy no mates hermit.
Fri Nov 15 19:45:10 2002
Mr Argument A good point to start the goatee beard debate again... I suppose it must catch the drips?
Fri Nov 15 19:20:19 2002
Powerhouse My breath sometimes smells of girls naughty bits, but not fishy. Is this normal? (NOTE: this is usually after I've had no contact with girls naughty bits for some time beforehand)
Fri Nov 15 15:29:00 2002
Mr Argument Old spunk! Well fuck you, your breath smells of fresh dog spunk.
Fri Nov 15 15:09:26 2002
Brilliantttttttt Are,nt girls great, they are all soft and smell nice BRILLIANTTTTT, even their naughty bits which are quite ugly smell nice, kinda fishy but BRILLIANTTTT.
Thu Nov 14 21:56:32 2002
Jacqui Ok so why can't they just make a special gunn that has buttons like the g con 2 for vice city all you need is the analog sticg like the dreamcast gun does and a couple of others and your sorted for playing vice city with a gun none of this two people shit! Also I've owned a lot of games systems and I can honestly say the older ones have advantages but the graphics now a days are so realistic in some cases it's scarey. I love gun games but unfortunately getting worse with age whats that all about! I'm only 21!
Thu Nov 14 21:38:32 2002
mat aye aye aye, calm down will yu? everybody stay caaaaalm (in a scouse accent)
Thu Nov 14 21:31:17 2002
BattleM@n Well F*ck you both!
Thu Nov 14 18:08:06 2002
Powerhouse Fuck off mate you can count the number of mistakes I've made on the fingers of one hand, and everyone loves my firm buttocks. You on the other hand are as thick as a brick and smell of old spunk.
Thu Nov 14 16:44:24 2002
Mr Argument I'm bored... does anyone want an argument to pass the time? I'll start it off... YOU'RE WRONG AND YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT. Your turn.
Thu Nov 14 16:08:18 2002
craig The best thing about this strike is they won't attend non-life threataning fires. So I can burn down half of my area then.
Thu Nov 14 15:11:06 2002
Arnold Rowling For Christ sake woman, have you been at the gin again?
Thu Nov 14 13:41:49 2002
JK Rowling I read a wonderful book some years ago called "Tom Brown's School Days"it was about this wonderful young man who was sent to boarding school and fell foul of a blond haired bully called Flashman. They had such a rivalry it was great.(thinks) that sounds rather like...........................................oh shit..........................................
Thu Nov 14 13:33:32 2002
sarabob Woo-hoo. Strike's been going on for nearly 18 hours and only three people dead. Just you wait until the paramedics (paid less than firemen) and nurses (three years training and a journal is more like "professional" than just having lots of fancy toys IMHO) strike for more money. Amateurs.
Thu Nov 14 11:06:11 2002
sarabob JK Rowling - stop whinging and FINISH THAT BLOODY BOOK, damn you.
Thu Nov 14 11:02:46 2002
Arnold Rowling What the Hell are you blathering on about now woman?
Thu Nov 14 09:54:52 2002
Prometheus This is all such great PR for the fireman, as people die because of their strike. Soon the public will start setting fire to fire stations I shouldn't wonder. And what about all the cats up trees. It's gonna get crowded up there.
Thu Nov 14 09:33:38 2002
JK Rowling If any other fuker trys to rip my ideas off like that russian git I,ll sue.
Thu Nov 14 09:25:07 2002
Powerhouse Craig, your evil plans will be thwarted by the Green Goddess!
Thu Nov 14 00:03:12 2002
GRAIL AAAAH my black and red theme came to an end.
Wed Nov 13 23:25:50 2002
GRAIL aye, nintendo had that fucking Virtual Fun Boy, or something similar sounding. My friend bought one of those the other month. Head Aches all round.
Wed Nov 13 23:24:15 2002
craig i was thinking how excellent that very gun would be in vice city in a kinda 2 player mode (one person runs the other can aim and shoot). I really want to be seeing sony developing a VR headset soon for games like this.
Wed Nov 13 16:07:18 2002
GRAIL Well I'm the fairest of them all... I own a Sega Megadrive.... MEGA... they don't call it mega for no reason. I have like 6 games for it, my favourite being California Games. I like roller skates. IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH... I own a spectrum comadore(sp?)64... WITH A GUN. Yeah. I'll be in fashion again... one day.
Tue Nov 12 19:23:55 2002
BattleM@n I cancelled my order with '24hr delivery guarenteed' people & went and got Vice City on saturday - it is sooooooo cool - the golf buggy mission is halarious :) I looooooooooooooooove the new weapons - mwahahahahaaaaaa...........
Mon Nov 11 19:19:55 2002
Mikey GTA isn't likely to appear on the Xbox anytime soon, there is a similar game called "Streets of LA" that's coming though...Just to start up the traditional fanboy type-debate, have a look at this:http://www.joshimitsu.com/halo.jpgMade me snigger, and I have all three platforms...
Mon Nov 11 17:10:20 2002
barron von marlon Does anyone know if there are plans for vice city on the x-box? It cant be that hard for the developers port it across to another system surely???
Mon Nov 11 12:58:41 2002
mat I have completed 78% of GTA3 on my PC. It's really rather exciting. Thing is though I have until way-after christmas to get the next one, I think, unless anyone know the release date for the PC version of Vice City???I'll just have to spend the next 3 months getting all the hidden packages (52 of which I have now!)
Mon Nov 11 12:20:52 2002
Religious Nut Sadly even GTA 3 is better than life for some of us.
Mon Nov 11 01:35:50 2002
craig I only read fact based books, my collection of books on roman and dark ages is possibly too much now (and so much material is repeated in them all). I only have a PS2, with just 2 games (gta3 and now gta vice), handhelds i have of course the gba, but i only dev on the gba - i only have one game for it, mario! And the GP32 of course (were still waiting for UK edition consoles with an english OS). And yep, GTA3 is the game you used to dream about back in the day, GTA vice adds the ability to build your empire and buy property, if the trend should continue GTA4 could be better than real life. (i wish the virtual reality goggles had caught on back in the early 90's). I know green, sad.
Mon Nov 11 00:46:33 2002
Soggster I agree with you there, point black is a classic.
Sun Nov 10 19:37:15 2002
Jacqui Me being the sad muppet I am have a psone ps2 dreamcast n64 pc gamecube and gameboy advance! It all depends on what sort of games you like! I must admit I'm probably totally different to all you but I love the game cube I think it is well good! Love Mario sunshine! on my level! Grand theft auto vice city is pretty coolcutting of heads with the samari sword and also doing a texas chainsaw massicre was a stroke of genius. The golf cart is good and I love the idea of having bikes to ride. Surprisingly easy to get a wanted level though and so many bloddy cops! I also have brought lord of the rings two towers which is great graphics and eternal darkness which is also a good game. Still I'm a sad muppet who likes nothing better then a game on point blanks or something similar or a go on euro stage dancing mix!
Sun Nov 10 17:25:24 2002
Soggster Now being a single bloke with lots of time on my hands, and the full gamut of consumer gaming electronics, I would say the following for each system. PS2-2 years old now, and creaking against some of the new gear, but a huge easily copied game library. XBOX-Great machine, games are harder to copy and there aren't as many of them, but will probably be a good bet if the get the broadband capability sorted out. Gamecube-Can't copy games nuff said. GBA-Portable, but against the others, a bit challenged. I bought 2 books this weekend, both studies of the human form (No not porn) for artists. I have decided that I need to have a bit of creativity in my life and have taken to drawing which I haven't doen since school. I may even enrol in a class. If i do, it will inevitably lead to a Bohemian commune in Prague with years lost to the Absinthe monsters. I also got Lord of the rings "the Two Towers" for PS2 off Mirc, it's a little shallow, but very very pretty. Much like me....hmm
Sun Nov 10 15:05:29 2002
Powerhouse Green Fairy is my second favourite curmudgeon (behind Geoffrey Palmer's character in As Time Goes By).
Sat Nov 9 17:53:11 2002
Religious Nut Is green fairy Stephen Fry in disguise? Books!
Sat Nov 9 17:30:04 2002
Tom Craig, a couple of those gba games you sold me with the flash linker don't save, please help!!!!!!!!
Sat Nov 9 13:19:07 2002
green fairy dot com God yes, you're the 'saddest' thing on the planet to only have two methods of playing games, one a bit old at that. How about sticking with your PS1 and buying some books instead?
Sat Nov 9 12:55:35 2002
Religious Nut As a sad loser with only a high spec PC and Ps one (yes) to my name, what would people recommend from PS2, X box, GBA and I suppose Gamecube.
Sat Nov 9 01:32:08 2002
Powerhouse I thought my choice of colours was so innovaive... oh well, kip with one eye open, biting your pillow tight.
Sat Nov 9 00:05:38 2002
Powerhouse Hola! I'm on the second island in GTA3 and I agree with everybody who said it was the best game ever. It's the sort of game you used to dream of when you looked at the cover of all those old Speccy games, and they looked so open & thrilling, but turned out to be not much different from anything you'd played before...... I'm looking forward to flying the plane, completing the game then going out to buy Vice City. It really eats up your time though.
Sat Nov 9 00:03:15 2002
BattleM@n Actually I'm not, 'cause the on-line store that promised 24 hr fast-track delivery has RUN OUT OF BASTARD COPIES!!!!! This is despite the fact that I pre-ordered the thing over a week ago - you would have thought they'd prepare for the huge number of requests, but obviously I'm just a stupid a$$ who knows nothing about the basics of supply and demand.....
Fri Nov 8 17:21:26 2002
Craig GTA Vice city - sound track absolutely fucking amazing, over 100 tracks and 2 talk stations! Back to playing. I hope all you are doing the same.
Fri Nov 8 15:47:32 2002
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Soggster Last night I got pissed and watched 'Jackass' the movie. A stroke of genius, no plot, no story, just over and hour of gross stupidity of the highest order. Being pissed does increase the enjoyment immensely. I have seen the revies of it on IMDB and most people seem to either give it a 10 or a 0, I give it a 10.
Fri Nov 8 09:18:00 2002
Diana....... What wonderful people you all are. Mr Soggster sounds a complete gentleman, and i,m sure I can count on his support in this vote for Diana thingy (blushes)how nice that SO many of you think I,m the BEST Britain to ever have lived.Ohh if I had to give a tip it would be ALWAYS employ a British workforce..Err that is apart from Butlers.....ohh and Chauffers.....yes..and bodyguards.and never trust any fucker with the name Hewitt. Well must dash it seems Mr shakespear and Mr Dickens are having a straightner over who is the second best to me, TTFN.
Thu Nov 7 13:54:12 2002
Σουβλακη - Souvlaki Yummy Yummy Greek food for my tummy. Not seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but I reckon it has got to be the best film of 2002, apart from all the other, clearly better films that is.
Thu Nov 7 11:51:24 2002
Mel Gibson I am pissed
Thu Nov 7 01:32:24 2002
Soggster If 'Signs' is put in league with other B-movie fodder, such as 'The gigantic man' or 'Attack of the 50 foot woman' then it is solid brainless entertainment. Just been to a pub quiz with Johnsy, we came 4th and out of the 3rd place beer token spot due to my insistance that the peacock is within the pheasant family being overuled by the turkey family. Bah. I have had 3 pints and i'm nearly pissed, must be out of touch. Had some of those 'fancy' walkers crisps. 3 cheese and red onion. Tasted nice, less harsh than normal C&O, but have i just fallen for their marketing ploy, and am trying to justify the extra cost. Fuck it, I live my decadent western lifesyle in anyway i choose. I may go out and buy more over priced salted snack treats tomorrow, just for the hell of it. Kettles crisps, now they are nice, but they don't half repeat on me. Goodnight.
Wed Nov 6 23:29:13 2002
BattleM@n Don't worry - Big Fat Arse Wedding was worse than signs - but that doesn't make signs a great movie. It was dull, predictable and verging on the 'Blair Witch'. "Ooooohhhh - This is really spooky" - uh....yeah....right...if you say so.....
Wed Nov 6 23:08:59 2002
Prince William But don't you end up with one arm bigger than the other? A small price to pay, granted. Here's a tip, never trust the butler. Vote Diana!
Wed Nov 6 18:44:18 2002
Soggster I have been sooooo busy. The life of the single man is now becoming normal for me, since my split I have been on a bit of an emotional rollercoaster, but it seems to be coming to a halt now. I have found that spending long periods of time in the luxury of my private masturbatorium does wonders for one upper body strength. It is also my honest opinion that 99% of women do not and will never understand what pornography means to the average male within or without a relationship.
Wed Nov 6 16:45:43 2002
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Wed Nov 6 15:59:57 2002
Powerhouse Then why refuse Soggster's offer of top and fingers? What was wrong with Signs? It was a great film, in its old fashioned B movie way. 1000% percent better than My Big Fat Greek Wedding anyway. Does anyone live near a Greek restaurant/cafe? Imagine eating Greek food every lunchtime. Lovely!
Wed Nov 6 10:02:36 2002
Diana....... Why are you all being so nasty to one?, I love everyone so very much, PLEASE if you can find it in your heart vote for one, I love you.
Wed Nov 6 06:18:55 2002
Jacqui Hmmm forgot what I was gonna say now dam it!
Tue Nov 5 21:31:02 2002
BattleM@n Actually craig, it borrowed heavily from all three "...of the dead" films. That said, your review is amazingly accurate!!!
Tue Nov 5 19:13:40 2002
Powerhouse 30,000 POSTS MY ARSE!
Tue Nov 5 15:15:18 2002
Soggster That's a bit like saying that just because a show has Delia Smith in it it has to be a cooking show. It's true that it doesn't, but it is also true, that if you were expecting a cooking show you may be a trifle dissapointed if it turns out to be a period drama.
Tue Nov 5 13:42:23 2002
green fairy dot com Just because 28 days has 'zombies' in it, doesn't mean it's supposed to be a zombie film. I think you play too many computer games.
Tue Nov 5 13:33:56 2002
Soggster I don't understand what MAT is talking about but it was funny. If anyone remembers my incident with the digital camera I installed for a customer a few months ago, where it was full of pics of his wife with a dildo? Well I'm going back there tomorrow to sort something else out. Genius. I'll have a trawl through his pc and try to nick some pics. Huzzar.
Mon Nov 4 19:32:03 2002
Craig just saw 28 Days Later... will review later.
Mon Nov 4 17:53:33 2002
SJ Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underpants?Chernobyl fall out.
Mon Nov 4 16:49:19 2002
mat I dunno if I could meet up with you lot face to face, what with all the perverted things i've said. And if i'm gonna be any neighbours charachter then I want it to be Flick - then i can spend all day playing with my breasts and pussy and looking at myself in the mirror whilst doing it, getting dead wet knickers and sniffin' em and stuff. See what I mean?
Mon Nov 4 12:33:20 2002
Powerhouse Why is Lt. Uhura brown?

Because William Shatner!

Mon Nov 4 11:37:37 2002
Powerhouse terry duckworth is responsible for judy's death; terry duckworth is up on charges of attempted murder; terry duckworth is set to make a return; terry duckworth is the father; terry duckworth is alleged to have fled during a security search at dover hoverport at 3
Mon Nov 4 09:17:29 2002
GRAIL YEAH! Rantback convention! Do it craig, DO IT!!
Sun Nov 3 23:23:13 2002
Johnsy Its the women that are voting Diana to the top, and to Women, doing your bit for aids ridden bummers and educating people about landmines in Angola, is more more important than somebody who defines the laws of physics - simple bird fact for you.
Sun Nov 3 10:52:32 2002
Jacqui I got a vote through for someone else soggy but once I did it came up with I know you didn't vote for diana but how great do you think she was! Cheek! I mean what has she done for out country only thing I can see is compassion and thats nothing compared to the others!
Sun Nov 3 10:21:24 2002
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Sun Nov 3 00:39:53 2002
Soggster Has anyone else noticed the way the BBC are blatantly advertising the 100 greatest britons with a view to diana winning. On radio 2 the advert goes, something like, 'There's great...newton, brunell etc.....and there's great' and then dianas whining trap comes on, and the ad finished. Talk about trying to sway the bloody vote, I thought the beeb were supposed to be impartial. And it is also true, that if you try to vote for anyone but diana the page bombs. Man alive, if she wins its a bloody travesty. She did a bit for the aids riddled bummers, and the land mine thing was ok, but it's not as if she invested innoculation or penecillin, or set out the fundamental laws of physics.....FFS.
Sun Nov 3 00:03:37 2002
Soggster Hang on, 3 freetime thumbs up out of 10. Yeah, i know the plot was shit, and the effects were poo, but it gave me something to watch while i ate my doritos, and it's not as if i paid to watch it, it got it off mirc.
Sat Nov 2 23:57:46 2002
M Night Shamalayaman oooooh y'bitch
Sat Nov 2 23:34:36 2002
Jacqui Oh so Craig can see who puts all the posts by the ip adressees damn it lol no wonder!
Sat Nov 2 21:53:37 2002
BattleM@n You mean you're not gay???? Anyway, Soggster must have slept through half of signs, 'cause it was utter diarohea. Mind you - that bit with Jaquqalalwuqauqa Phoenix and his foil hat was hallarious.
Sat Nov 2 16:34:18 2002
Powerhouse Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Really Russ?? Or and elaborate Religious Nut ruse?? 80:20 in favour of Religious Nut I reckon.
Sat Nov 2 04:03:40 2002
Russ Actually, I still visit this site for the quality links Craig puts up from time to time (though more infrequently lately). Yeah, you're all cunts for what you did, but it's only the net so who gives a fuck?Anyway, I reckon we should get major snow again to fuck all the country up as England can't cope at all with excess weather. If it's windy, the railways stop cos of leaves on the track, if it rains, there are massive floods - no proper drainage systems, if it's too hot there are hosepipe bans. If it snows, we're all fucked. The weather in England has gone boring the last few years.PS: How come everyone thought I was gay? WhereTF did that come from??
Sat Nov 2 03:56:15 2002
Powerhouse RELIGIOUS NUT. Where you one of those nasty buggers who drove Russ away from us with the homosexuality jibes? IF YOU WERE, well, that wasn't very nice was it?
Sat Nov 2 03:45:53 2002
Powerhouse Did you know I had this site bookmarked for a year before I started reading it? No you didn't. I haven't been up at this time for ages - been playing gta3. You'll be pleased to hear that I ignored everyone's advice and bought a 50 quid graphics card for my system, and now the game runs great.
Sat Nov 2 03:38:14 2002
Religious Nut I think its been said before, but we should have a Rantback convention and meet face to face. Them we can see how fat everybody really is and distribute illegal hardware and software.
Sat Nov 2 02:56:58 2002
Religious Nut Don't you remember the golden days we argued about appendixes and stuff, and some girl who was a squirrel wanted to eat me. Or a Martian sheep, I dunno. I went to Pontins, and came back transformed. Maybe you've been brainwashed too?
Sat Nov 2 01:05:30 2002
Religious Nut Craigo, I am the same person. I became multidimensional, that is capable of being many people at once. Many of them enjoy drunkenness and debauchery. Life is more interesting that way. If you have a record of IP addresses of postings you will be shocked at the content and incredible unfunniness of my posts in recent months in my many sad identitites. Again, to be Harold Bishop is as flattering as my being compared to Ned Flanders many many many posts ago. Sniff, it is nice to be remembered tho. But if you prefer the onedimensional bigot I can still be him. I can be anyone you want...
Sat Nov 2 00:59:58 2002
Jacqui Well if Craig is the Helen Daniels then he would be dead! I joined the same day Craig did!"
Fri Nov 1 23:01:22 2002
Sir Lurkalot I guess That would make me Big Ron out of EastEnders - always in the background but rarely saying anything.
Fri Nov 1 22:18:26 2002
GRAIL Eh? why am I Terry Duckworth? WHO'S TERRY DUCKWORTH?!!
Fri Nov 1 19:41:58 2002
GRAIL Eh? why am I Terry Duckworth? WHO'S TERRY DUCKWORTH?!!
Fri Nov 1 19:41:57 2002
GRAIL Eh? why am I Terry Duckworth? WHO'S TERRY DUCKWORTH?!!
Fri Nov 1 19:41:41 2002
Powerhouse er, Jim Branning or Don Brennan, it's up to you. And I think you're right about Religious Nut Clive, so Mat can be somebody else who disappeared and then came back again..... Dot Cotton? Bet Lynch? . Oh who's stupid idea was this in the first place??
Fri Nov 1 17:58:43 2002
craig Surely Religious Nut is Harold? Or did he do a 'neighbours' and come back as a diffrent actor? I never believed 100% it was the same person in his brief return, he seemed so much more mellow. Has he left the series for good now?
Fri Nov 1 17:16:38 2002
Soggster Errrrm. Who is Jim Brennan?
Fri Nov 1 17:04:46 2002
Soggster The scene in "Signs" where its the kids party do you mean, and the alien walks past the end of the alleyway? It was very well done. The ending was a bit shit, but overall i'd give it 3 freetime thumbs up.
Fri Nov 1 17:02:26 2002
Powerhouse Talking of good opening credit sequences, the start of Signs is excellent. I know most people thinks it's a stupid film (it is storyline-wise), but it really spooked me, especially the home video section. I was getting into my car last nite in the dark, and I really did expect to see one of those aliens staring back at me. I haven't been so affected by a film since I was young man.
Fri Nov 1 14:59:34 2002
Powerhouse Nah, Nick Cotton. Mat is Harold - disappeared in mysterious circumstances for a long time, then turns up again safe and well as if nothing's happened.
Fri Nov 1 14:20:39 2002
BattleM@n So does this make me the Harold Bishop - not in it from the start, but keeps on turning up when the ratings get low =)
Fri Nov 1 14:04:00 2002
mat My housemate said there were loads of pissed up young girls in short skirts trying to get into pubs in down my road last night. I guess Halloween must be some kind of 'fun' night for vu' kids. I didn't see halloween as anything more than going round peoples houses essentially begging for money, thinly disguised as 'trick or treating'. Booze, halloween, kids - bah, humbug!
Fri Nov 1 12:28:37 2002
Powerhouse Then Mat is Harold Bishop and Lisa is Madge, and Soggster is Jim Brennan and Jacqui is that fat bird off of Hollyoaks and GRAIL is Terry Duckworth. I bought 24 packets sweeties for those nice kiddies last night, but only 3 turned up! I ate well last night.
Fri Nov 1 11:34:49 2002
Soggster Craig, being an inteligent sort of chap, you could search for when the first post of the regular posters first appeared, and publish a long service medal awards list. I myself would be a mere youngster, but i bet some of the freaks on here have been ranting since the war.
Fri Nov 1 10:48:50 2002
f0sta xbox for sale, modded then flashed wit evox27 games2 pads£210 includin p&pmy msn name is electroman3030@hotmail.com if u wish to ask about it tryin to sell it so i can buy some gear off craig :)taf0sta
Thu Oct 31 23:16:57 2002
craig i've cut the posts down again, i also looked though the old ones (well, scanned) its amazing just how many their are, and all the diffrent people who come and go, its like a soap, who has been here from the start? I am the Helen Daniels of this place?
Thu Oct 31 23:03:40 2002
papa lazarou hello dave, when can i have 128meg kit?and my afterburner?and maybe a new font ooh im thinking 'comic sans ms' its my birthday on tuesday
Thu Oct 31 22:25:14 2002
Trashcity Craig you are a sicko saying that to that poor bloke who lost his stuff in cyberland. Clearly too much tv.I think he should call in a private detective, like magnum pi, well he does have a big gun, or even ironside he has his own transport !
Thu Oct 31 19:39:53 2002
craig post a mobile phone, then tracking the postie phone the phone and see if you hear it start ringing he has it, and REALLY creeply my phone just started rining. How strange.
Thu Oct 31 18:18:07 2002
BattleM@n No - I'm pissed off: for a start, I tried to vote for someone other than Diana on the BBC Britons thing and all I got was: EXPLORER caused an invalid page fault in module at 0000:b00dc210. Registers:EAX=de015000 CS=0167 EIP=b00dc210 EFLGS=00010286EBX=00000004 SS=016f ESP=027bdc58 EBP=027b8c72ECX=000014e6 DS=016f ESI=de008c60 FS=015fEDX=027bdc50 ES=016f EDI=de0112ef GS=0000Bytes at CS:EIP:So you can imagine I'm rather annoyed by this vote rigging technique. Secondly, I think that the local postie is nicking all the stuff I order online. But how do I catch him ??? Suggestions are welcomed....
Thu Oct 31 16:05:17 2002
Powerhouse Hello, I'm having fun - are you?
Thu Oct 31 15:38:29 2002
JERRY CRAIG ROTHWELL IS DEPRESSED NOW THAT JOHN LESLIE'S NOT ON MORNING TV
Wed Oct 30 20:33:20 2002
craig lol thats really funny, the hospital will be from an australian TV series which has a charicter named after me (or so i like to believe).
Wed Oct 30 19:20:52 2002
googlism.com craig rothwell is depressed now that kelly jones has gone from the hospital
craig rothwell is involved
craig rothwell is a name that should be familiar to most of you
craig rothwell is an oakville
craig rothwell is reliable
craig rothwell is selling the flash linker unit for under 109

Wed Oct 30 15:12:22 2002
Mrs A Prole I just went to that BBC site thingy and I can't find the button to vote for HollyandJessica as the greatest Britain thing. I am appauled that Hollyandjessica isn't there cos she was truely the ... um ... deadschoolgirls of our hearts. She touched our lives and brought compassion and humanity to us all. Better her than that Bruno guy, I mean all he did was build a university for toffs.
Wed Oct 30 13:56:40 2002
Jacqui Well I just went to vote for my greatest briton (anyone but Diana) and look what came on after I did bloody cheek! Rate Diana (even if she's not your Greatest Briton!)Thank you, your vote has been sent. You can vote again after the next programme. Throughout the series, we'd like you to rate each Great Briton for certain criteria of greatness. Diana is next to be rated. We would like you to rate Diana even if you didn't vote for her.
Wed Oct 30 13:14:55 2002
Powerhouse Clear. Sounds like the type of activity that happens up a dark alley when drunk.
Wed Oct 30 11:22:28 2002
Soggster Well, in purely educational terms, 'Top and Fingers' is when a gentleman and lady are involved in passionate love play, and the gentleman simultaneously fondles the ladies mammories and labia minor/majora. This can of course have several degrees of penetration from a simple peanut polish, to the gentleman having to tighten the strap on the wristwatch. I hope this clears thing up.
Wed Oct 30 09:40:14 2002
craig lisa do you think the seeds would grow into a jam tree inside your vagina?
Wed Oct 30 00:19:03 2002
Trashcity well thx for the offer get ya coat you have pulled....
Tue Oct 29 23:32:41 2002
Jacqui LOL good one trash! I'm in need of a jolly good seeing to any offers?
Tue Oct 29 20:17:05 2002
John Leslie you KNOW I'll be presenting a show with Richard "I'm" Bacon on Channel-5 in a year's time
Tue Oct 29 18:32:46 2002
trashcity John Leslie got a new show called I am a celebrity get him out of me.....
Tue Oct 29 18:24:29 2002
Powerhouse What's top and fingers?
Tue Oct 29 09:35:12 2002
Lisa You are welcome darling sweetie Craig. I liked the bit about the jam, I met a guy who had a sexual fetish about jam. Can't say I would appreciate the seeds personally. I would much prefer marmite.
Mon Oct 28 22:34:18 2002
Camilla Parker Bowles Fuck you all, i should be the one to win..... Charles has a Hugh pee nis.
Mon Oct 28 22:17:05 2002
Camilla Parker Bowles Fuck you all, i should be the one to win..... Charles has a Hugh pee nis.
Mon Oct 28 22:16:07 2002
John Leslie Go on, you know you want to.
Mon Oct 28 20:46:39 2002
Soggster The vote for the Star Trek thing? Must have missed that one. Craig is right, Diana is going to win the Greatest Britian thing, and what for excactly, looking all doey eyed at the camera playing up for sympathy. Manipulative minger. When I met her, I asked that as i pay her wages through my taxes going to the Civil list, could she let me have Top and Fingers, but did she let me, no. It's all take take take from these toffs.
Mon Oct 28 18:14:05 2002
FIVE 0 G GEOFF CAPES ARSE SCRAPES..................
Mon Oct 28 17:51:27 2002
shonda i love this web site
Mon Oct 28 17:25:27 2002
Jacqui Why don't we all chose a complete wanker for the person of britain so we can get a complete wanker to win like the vote for the star trek thing!
Mon Oct 28 17:24:37 2002
Winona Ryder I'm going clothes shopping later. Anyone intested in taging along?
Mon Oct 28 12:11:17 2002
Michael Douglas I'm looking for someone to beat the shit out of tonight, any takers?
Mon Oct 28 10:47:08 2002
John Leslie I'm looking for a date tonight. Any takers?
Mon Oct 28 10:06:13 2002
Father Fuckerloy (St. Suckalot church) I think you will find the priest expects to give you a little more input than that sonny. And even if you arent a choirboy, imagine how many Hail Marys John Leslie owes us. The man is perverted enough to be a bishop, so he is.
Sun Oct 27 02:10:17 2002
Trashcity Ok i will use the rythem method and withdraw my last post. NO hold on i will go watch some smut, lie, cheat and stealgo to confession on saturday, couple of hail marys an our fatherand I am as pure as the day I was born!
Sun Oct 27 00:12:30 2002
Mother Teresa Well I find that last comment most insensitive. Oh shit, wait, I'm dead myself aren't I? Bugger, bugger, bugger.
Sat Oct 26 23:32:22 2002
Trashcity How about a POPE deathwatch comp, like for the queen mother. The Pope can't have long to go, he is already a zombie !
Sat Oct 26 22:11:20 2002
VorHEeS You SkAnkEr We call him Yella, he is the bestHe rocks the house on the DMXWhen he's on the beatbox, he cannot missSo listen to the beat, as he rocks like this...
Sat Oct 26 18:51:39 2002
Sickdick I still like the idea of NAME THE NEXT CELEB TO CROAK, and since I named Richard Harris....Well just send me the GP32 now eh.
Sat Oct 26 09:05:58 2002
GRAIL Craig never even gives out the prize when you win a competition...... I'm STILL waiting for my Vanilla Ice record which I won like 10000 years ago. Stingy bastard! My friends car got broken into the other day when we parked it AT university. Granted it was in Sunderland, so it was to be expected.... but it's still pretty shocking isn't it? They nicked the stereo and made a mess of the paint work "THEY COULD HAVE BEEN A BIT MORE CAREFUL!" SO today in sweeet revenge I grassed up some charvs who were shoplifting from tesco's. HA. I was so blatent about it too.... I'll probably get my arse kicked to pieces if I ever see them again.
Sat Oct 26 01:22:18 2002
Powerhouse Oh man, I'm all outa red wine :(
Fri Oct 25 23:06:46 2002
Uncle Fucker How about the number of hits Craigs site has by Dec 31st 2002 at midnight?Of course poor old Craig the judge would have to sit at home and check the counter as the chimes go out, but he's probably gonna be doing that anyway ;pCould be interesting, as ppl will be reloading big time towards the end, to nudge the counter in their favour ... ;D
Fri Oct 25 20:43:50 2002
Arthur Dent Has anyone seen my pengiun?
Fri Oct 25 19:55:00 2002
Jacqui I think the competition should be a greatest caption to a certain picture maybe that one of the naked women parachuting!
Fri Oct 25 17:06:55 2002
Stumpy Or how about guess the number of people killed/injured in the inevitable shootings/bombings in Bethlehem on Christmas Eve ?
Fri Oct 25 16:56:32 2002
Stumpy Old people often peg it at Christmas. Why don't we have a "guess when the first celebrity dies after midnight on Christmas Eve" type comp. Or a "how many celebs die within the 12 days of Christmas" or some shit like that. Probably.
Fri Oct 25 16:54:22 2002
mat What about a public wanking competition? The winner is the person who wanks in the most public/funniest place. Of course, you would have to supply a photo as proof - just the jizz would do, we don't need to see any winkles.
Fri Oct 25 15:47:42 2002
Powerhouse Grail will you take me?
Fri Oct 25 15:00:49 2002
Powerhouse I often walk aroung Sainsburys in my slippers and smelly jogging bottoms. True, I do get some "care in the community" looks at times, but there's nothing wrong with that is there? I havne seen any women in pyjamas, but Sainsburys is a bit upmarket for that sort of thing eh?
Fri Oct 25 14:57:43 2002
mat What about a caption competition. We could use that horrible goatse picture of the stretched/prolapsed bum hole. or somthing. Craig could judge or we could get a famouse person in like Bill Gates or someone. or something...p'raps.
Fri Oct 25 12:04:17 2002
Osama Bin Laden Oh ya ya. I agree with Soggster ya. A Gp32 for the prize please, ya.
Fri Oct 25 09:34:38 2002
Soggster How about naming a town or city anywhere in the world where the next terrorist shin dig occurs that kills the most people (by a certain date). The person who gets it correct or nearest geographically wins the prize. Hmmm i've just read that back to myself and the competition is ok, but I think moraly it has some issues. Awww fuck it.
Fri Oct 25 08:44:23 2002
plant Er, actually, I'm not in the USA. WTF happened there then? Wasn't me who typed it... spooky!
Fri Oct 25 02:12:03 2002
Can anyone tell me if this is a localised 'phenomenon'. I live on the Wirral (near Liverpool), and have noticed a rising number of women going to the shops in their pyjamas. Is this a 'fashion statement' are are they, as I suspect, just fat lazy scouse hags who can't even be arsed to get dressed once their dole money arrives?
Fri Oct 25 02:10:36 2002
USA
plant
Craig its about time I gave some stuff away, but i still cannot think of a decent competition, i mean sure could have done the celebrity one - but honestly - who the fuck was going to name John Leslie? Exactly.
Fri Oct 25 01:14:47 2002
Patrick Lemons Golden showers
Thu Oct 24 23:57:50 2002
GRAIL I'm from n.e.r.d aren't you britney?BAAAAAAAAAAAACK. Not for long though. America's calling. SUCKERS.
Thu Oct 24 18:33:03 2002
Soggster Still, good job i've got 2 showers.
Thu Oct 24 17:54:12 2002
Soggster As I'm self employed I never book any work in before 10am if I can help it, so this allows me to go to bed late, and as I get work in the evenings, my day sort of shifts 2 hours later than everyone elses. Thats my excuse anyway. I'd been out in the dark on my mountainbike in the rain with me lights on until 9pm, then watched 'Signs' with Mel 'english hater' Gibson, which i downloaded off Mirc the other day, then surfed the net for some franky vaughn, then had a shower. So much to do, so little time, or so the bedside lamp says.
Thu Oct 24 17:51:59 2002
Powerhouse Simon Groom isn't the one taking sinister sounding showers at gone midnight on a weeknight.... .
Thu Oct 24 14:37:51 2002
craigix When i am in the shower and have just got the shampoo on for some reason thoughts of a power cut always enter my head until i've washed it out. Weird that, because nothing like that has ever happened when i've been in the shower.
Thu Oct 24 02:16:08 2002
Soggster Just got in the shower, got lathered up, then it broke (the shower). Stood in the shower shivering, eyes stinging, stabbing buttons and dials trying to bring it back to life, but to no avail. Why not do it before i get in? Bastards.
Thu Oct 24 00:49:40 2002
Soggster How can you say that when Simon Groom came out with "what a lovely pair of knockers" on live TV. I kid you not
Thu Oct 24 00:27:13 2002
Patrick Lemons When Ellis produced the satellite-dish headed spawn Sophie Ellis-Bextor? Do me a favour
Wed Oct 23 19:31:23 2002
Powerhouse Hmm but what about nice wholesome folk like Simon Groom, Sarah Green and the beautiful beautiful Janet Ellis? They seem above suspicion to me.
Wed Oct 23 17:27:05 2002
Soggster Its blue peter that does it, it turns them all to freaks. Here's the evidence. Peter Purvis (its in his name for gods sake), John 'bestiality' Noakes loved shep a little too much. That gay trampolinist fella. Richard 'sniff sniff' Bacon. Last but worst, Valerie Singleton.
Wed Oct 23 16:47:25 2002
craig isn't it extreamly creepy that he interviewed max clifford about it? This may also explain why this morning was not taking live calls too. A celebrity court case would be excellent. And john leslie being interviewed on the ever bottom of the barrel 'tonight with trevor macdonald', maybe with him even starting to cry during the interview - classic.
Wed Oct 23 13:47:20 2002
Ulrikakakaka http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/1730067
Wed Oct 23 13:36:38 2002
craig didn't John Leslie interview max clifford about it though? I thought it was him until someone pointed that out.
Wed Oct 23 12:30:54 2002
mat Yeah, and it's(GTA3) fantastic too! I'm just on the bit where you pick up stuff dropped from an aeroplane - it's great!!!!!!!
Wed Oct 23 12:21:03 2002
Ulrikakakaka John Leslie?
Wed Oct 23 10:52:38 2002
Uncle Fucker Yeah. GTA3 is much better graphically on the PC.Same old game under the graphical luxury though.
Wed Oct 23 10:38:46 2002
mat I have GTA3 running sweet on my AMD Athlon 1800+ with GForce4Ti 4600 128Meg DDR Vid card!It looks and runs loads better than the PS2! it is the best game ever!It ran, just about playable on my celeron 800 with 64meg card....then i upgraded!
Wed Oct 23 08:27:27 2002
Soggster On the pipex BB front, as a user myself, it has been a bit rocky over the last month, but it seems to be settling down at the moment. Overall i've had good service from them. They've installed loads of new kit that didn't work apparently.
Tue Oct 22 23:50:33 2002
Soggster Neither the ps2 or xbox currently plays vcds, but they may do if someone writes some software to do so, and the xbox seems more likely on that front. Get a ps2 for games as they're easier to copy, but i reckon the xbox ones are better if you stand them side by side. Then go to tesco's and buy a Dansai 1010 dvd player from tesco's for 80quid and download the boot disk which allows it to play anything in the whole world. Including wax cylinders.
Tue Oct 22 23:46:37 2002
craig if i were you i'd get the ps2 console, its worth it for GTA3 alone, and GTA: VICE is coming out any day now, and looks even better. I bought one last xmas just for GTA3 (not bought anything else for it, but use it for DVD's) and am looking forward to vice taking up a good few weeks of my time soon.
Tue Oct 22 22:34:02 2002
LANDO CALERISIAN (WHITE) SOLO GANG RAPE
Tue Oct 22 21:10:16 2002
Tossphate Does the X-box DVD player play SVCD's? My overpriced Sony DVD player fucking well doesnt. Another thing- I'm trying to apply for pipex BB (so I can get hold films in the first place), but the pipex site is always down. Does this affect your internet connection aswell?
Tue Oct 22 17:36:55 2002
Soggster Powerhouse, the PS2 is fine as a dvd player, it works a treat. It can't play VCD's though, even if you get it chipped, so if you download films its a pisser. To be honest the i have a PS2, Xbox and dvd player, and there is bugger all difference between them.
Tue Oct 22 14:10:41 2002
Powerhouse Yeah and when will the GP32s be available? I wanna make like cool Carl Driver and connect it up to my car stereo. Oh, and one more thing: Is the DVD playback on a Playstation 2 good enough for you to be able to use it as your main DVD player? (I can't afford both). And has anybody got GTA3 to run anything like fast on a Celeron PC? I've got a feeling I'm gonna havta upgrade, or buy a PS2. What should I do?
Tue Oct 22 12:21:25 2002
Morissey Wot's this backlit GBA thing?More details Craig, or I will come around your house and offer you on.
Tue Oct 22 11:23:13 2002
sad sad sad This is so sad
Tue Oct 22 00:25:42 2002
Gay Grey Grey gay!
Tue Oct 22 00:11:53 2002
Souvlaki - Σουβλακη Guided by Voices. Thee Billy Childish and George Dalaras are where musically it is at!
Mon Oct 21 13:59:00 2002
craig is THIS working, laaa server perl problems ahoy
Mon Oct 21 13:26:39 2002
Craig server scripts etc are working again then.
Mon Oct 21 12:20:03 2002
craig script test
Mon Oct 21 12:19:29 2002
BattleM@n http://www.robertisadamndirtyape.co.uk
Sun Oct 20 22:29:40 2002
Ralph Wiggum I sleep in a drawer
Sun Oct 20 22:19:35 2002
Father Fuckerloy (St. Suckalot church) Not enuff shaggin'?They were all 'begetting' each other.S'pose there's something about incest that's beneath you eh?
Sun Oct 20 17:46:14 2002
Soggster I too like Genesis. I also like other parts of the bible. A fantastic work of fiction, not enough shagging in it though.
Sun Oct 20 17:30:14 2002
someone Craig likes Genesis, its in his ICQ details. And he likes driving on motorways.
Sat Oct 19 18:28:29 2002
BUDDA Dear SHAME, if someone gives you a gift and you refuse that gift who does that gift still belong to ?Well I refuse your insult so who does that insult still belong to ?!
Sat Oct 19 16:21:19 2002
Shame McGowan of the Pogues I have been listening to Richard Ashcroft's song, and contemplated the issue of disconnecting with the ego. Unlike the lifelong devotion of the Buddhists and Harry Krishners it seems consuming excessive amounts of alcohol can have the same effect in a short space of time. So stick that one up your arse Buddha you fat bastard.
Sat Oct 19 01:43:20 2002
Jacqui Well we know it isn't craig and he doesn't have a genesis album cause it doesn't have a icon with his name!
Fri Oct 18 23:19:18 2002
green fairy dot com No I'm sorry, but Phil Collins really has to be laughed at.
Fri Oct 18 23:12:18 2002
Julian M Craig, are you still selling those x box mod chips? if so can i have another batch of 200. cheers mate.
Fri Oct 18 20:03:22 2002
Soggster I'm enjoying Coral at the moment. PS. She packed some stuff and left today. Tried to sneak off, but i came home early.
Fri Oct 18 18:49:37 2002
KNOB END £7.99, YEAH QUALSEY MUSH
Fri Oct 18 17:53:55 2002
Carl Driver Car music- I hook up my mp3 player or pocket pc to the car cassette player with one of those 7.99 adapters from Argos, and get CD sound but without a car CD player. Is this cool, or actually sad for a reason I have not thought of?
Fri Oct 18 17:49:56 2002
Craig double post, i want it bad, Jerry.
Fri Oct 18 17:29:25 2002
Craig I want to suck your knob. I want to put your manhood inside my gob and tickle my tastebuds with your manfat fluid, the thought makes me solid, big old rigid cock, smellin, throbbin, pounding, raw meat...........................
Fri Oct 18 17:28:22 2002
Craig I want to suck your knob. I want to put your manhood inside my gob and tickle my tastebuds with your manfat fluid, the thought makes me solid, big old rigid cock, smellin, throbbin, pounding, raw meat...........................
Fri Oct 18 17:28:14 2002
Powerhouse J A P S E Y E ?
Fri Oct 18 13:37:13 2002
BLANKA (six fingered) CRAIG IS A BIT OF A KNOB
Fri Oct 18 13:03:41 2002
Powerhouse H T M L ?
Fri Oct 18 11:14:34 2002
Powerhoiuse I agree Mat, and I've been feeling bad for the cheapshot laugh. Listen to whatever you want to listen to I say. I've heard a couple of Phil Collins 80s songs recently, and he's certainly got a unique sound, even if it's not to everyone's tastes, although I understand that he's big with the P Diddies of this world.
I'm not really into anything at the moment. On my shopping list: Strokes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Badly Drawn Boy; but I never get round to buying / listening to much these days - only in the car mainly. Car Tapes: Stone Roses by The Stone Roses, The Bends by radiohead, United by Phoenix (which I reckon Craig will like) Homemade compilations (Blur tape, Drugstore tape.)
The B side of my Stone Roses tape goes like this: 4 songs by Satellite (friend's band), Li'l Devil, Sweet Soul Sister (both The Cult), Tony (Mark & Lard), Gangster Trippin (Fatboy Slim), Going Out (Supergrass), Kid A (Radiohead), Status Quorn Medley (Mark & Lard)

Fri Oct 18 11:12:58 2002
green fairy dot com You don't get seasick do you?
Fri Oct 18 11:02:51 2002
mat Oooh, music snobbery. Terrible. Okay Genesis aint the coolest band on the Planet Earth and The Collins is a bit (well a total) of twat but each to their own. Seriously though Craig, get the Strokes (Is This It) album or a bit of They Might Be Giants (mink car - very good). Or some Epic45. or Doves (i'm very into The Last Broadcast at the mo'). What music is everyone else 'into' here then?
Fri Oct 18 10:09:53 2002
Shakin Stevens Please tell me that was a Genesis-loving Craig imposter...
Thu Oct 17 22:33:56 2002
Jacqui Just so people know!!!!! I gave Craig that url for the sky divers and not one word of grattitude! THeir is one with a bloke on his front with his cock between his butt cheeks too!
Thu Oct 17 22:31:31 2002
Souvlaki - Σουβλακη Craig - I have now lost all respect for you! Phil Collins ... in the love of god NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu Oct 17 17:28:56 2002
craig I have the genesis live concert CD in the car, its excellent (they sound better live), although i think a lot of the songs are phil collins 80's hits that he just happened to sing while they were on tour. Still excellent motorway music.
Thu Oct 17 12:40:24 2002
mat Not really a Genesis fan Powerhouse, i've only ever heard "Land of Confusion" . I though it was ace at the time though. Still do probs but I aint got home net connection so can't get hold of it. If anyone wants to send me an mp3 of it though, that would be ace!! matholton@yahoo.com. go on, you know you want to.
Thu Oct 17 12:27:02 2002
Matt Duke nuked them
Thu Oct 17 10:31:28 2002
Powerhouse Are you all fuckin dead or what? Wales are going to win the World Cup!
Wed Oct 16 23:30:29 2002
Powerhouse Genesis fan? hohohoho! Is it true what I've heard that Russ has gone back to the USofA again? And that he's driving round Washington in a nice white van? Hope he's enjoying himself.
Wed Oct 16 13:24:39 2002
mat Wow, I just went to this great site: www.LandOfConfusion.com it really is a fantastic site, the guy who makes it must be dead sexy, uuum etc.
Wed Oct 16 12:14:07 2002
Sir Lurkalot Gosh, I'd never have put you two together you know. I mean, he's like a minus and you're like a plus.
Wed Oct 16 02:51:39 2002
Paula Abdul Hi everyone. Has anyone seen my boyfriend? He is a cartoon cat.
Wed Oct 16 01:58:46 2002
Kurtis the Krazy Kat Hey folks, if some stupid bitch comes in here looking for me, you aint seen me , okay?
Wed Oct 16 01:57:58 2002
Powerhouse Ahhh that's so cute! GIS A FUCKIN PICTURE
Tue Oct 15 21:39:19 2002
green fairy dot com One or one hundred, it's all the same to me, your bloody long url slap bang in the middle. Go on. See those cute little title tags? Just change them. It'll only take a scenond. You know you want to. Go on.
Tue Oct 15 21:21:32 2002
Craig WEEELlllllllLLLlll it does, sort of, i own craigrothwell.com and i am probably going to rename it that. Just before i do that, i will remember to send as many people to your page as i can, see if i can manage 100 in a day.
Tue Oct 15 21:01:36 2002
green fairy dot com I spit on you Craig! I spit on you! Everytime I try to install a referer script on my page it buggers up my entire layout because YOU, yes YOU don't have a proper title to your page which the script insists of displaying in all it's glory without breaks thus messing up my lovely tables. Give your page a proper (short!) title or kindly stop sending hits my way!!!
Tue Oct 15 18:41:28 2002
Sickdick Some say "Oral sex can make your day".BUT.... "Anal sex makes your hole weak"
Tue Oct 15 13:48:39 2002
Yella A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What!? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's got rabies."
Tue Oct 15 10:15:25 2002
MC Ren YO, fuck it up Yella............
Tue Oct 15 09:23:02 2002
Craig's mum IMPORTANT OFFICIAL STATEMENT i caught Craig playing with his little chap this morning whilst looking at pictures of Vin Diesel. imagine my shock, his work computer used for debauchery. i am sorry to say that i can't have this in my house and I am confiscating his computer. Therefore he will no longer be maintain this site and it will close as of 18/10/02. Sorry.
Tue Oct 15 09:20:35 2002
Soggster My motherboard knackered up, how absolutely splendid. Then after fitting a new one, my dsl modem stopped working because XP said i didn't have an "XYZ" fitted, but "XYZ" was there in device manager. I was told by Pipex that this is due to installing XP service pack 1, so I rung microsoft and this is the killer. The bloke said something along the lines of ' do you really think that microsoft would release a servide pack without testing it for things like that' I laughed down the phone at him. In the end i had to reinstall XP to get it working.
Tue Oct 15 09:12:03 2002
Mr Lumberjack This is a log
Tue Oct 15 01:21:49 2002
Richard o'Brien This is a logic test: A=5, C=13, E=26: 12,3,2 1,15,20,21,2 2,5,5,2
Mon Oct 14 22:47:30 2002
benny hill this is a non login test
Mon Oct 14 21:32:58 2002
Craig this is a login test
Mon Oct 14 21:30:44 2002
craig i could never bring myself to kill apples.
Mon Oct 14 19:38:48 2002
Jeremy Beadle That's easy for you to say
Mon Oct 14 19:35:38 2002
green fairy dot com Best just stick to what you can hunt down and kill with your own hands...
Mon Oct 14 16:52:52 2002


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